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Good Afternoon and welcome to the nut house.

Please remove your shoe laces and belt. An orderly will give you a thorough searching over to make sure you dont have anything you can hurt yourself with.

And enjoy your stay!

Oh the blood, the blood!!! It was everywhere I tell you!!! Then I took a mistep and slipped in his entrails!!! Oh the horror of it all!!!

nyeff

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 03:57 PM

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Welcome to the nut house.

Make yourself at home,just don't break the furniture or spill the beer..

The Blade Runner

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 04:21 PM

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looks like we have another gunslinger!

e-nonymous

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 05:35 PM

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heh ... this must be a nut house. One say's good evening, another say's afternoon.

Ocelot

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 09:15 PM

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Welcome 007.

Maddas

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 09:22 PM

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Shaken, I take it?. But not stirred.

Welcome 007 how's Q?.

alien

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 11:11 PM

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...stuff Q...hows Miss Moneypenny??

...oh yeah...welcome aboard

jagdflieger

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 01:31 AM

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Welcome 007. Now repeat after me: " Equity law is not common law, equity law is contract law, when you sign a government form, you usually place yourself into the jurisdiction of equity law. In contract law (or equity law), the constitution no longer applies, only the terms of the contract applies". Now every day after you get up, repeat this three times until you get it right. (Thomas Crowne will understand the humor of this post.)

Estragon

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 02:41 AM

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Welcome to the asylum, 007

"You expect me to talk, CrowneFinger?"
"No, Mr Bond. I expect you to..."

magestica

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 03:27 AM

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Welcome to our secret underworld. And there is no way out...so you can run but you can't hide..We will find you and force you to post here if you disappear for more then 3 days...

Magestica

Gazrok

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 09:03 AM

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Estragon

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 10:11 AM

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Classic, Gazrok, I doff my boater.
Envy...envy...envy

Gazrok

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 11:23 AM

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Well I was going to say we'd try to be sure you were just shaken, and not stirred....but got beat to the punch on that one...

ADVISOR

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 11:33 AM

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Your first mission bond is...

Objective:
A- Make exstensive contact throughout the entire community.

Thats it, oh and by the way, equipment is procured on site. Enjoy!

[Edited on 6-5-2003 by ADVISOR]