Does Santa wear a Tin foil Hat?

If Santa does exist then i guess i can presume he has an internet connection. If he has a internet connection thne he may read internet conspiracy theory blogs. He may even be on Ats. I guess this makes me ponder the deeper stuff. Does Santa these days wear a Tin foil Hat when delivering his presents to homes? Could he be accidently mistaken for a ET?

reply to post by AthlonSavage

I believe that Santa more than likely DOES wear a tinfoil hat during his night time flights. With his travel being primarily through the sky it is quite possible that he has experienced a few run ins with alien craft, and Santa is smart enough to know to wear the appropriate protective gear.

I have also heard rumors that the reindeer have signal scrambling devices attached to their harnesses as a precautionary measure.

I sure hope Santa includes some Flares, Chaff and Decoy pods on his sleigh as well. He's crossing some rough territory in Central Africa according to US NORAD's Santa Tracker.

NORAD Santa Tracker

i think he doesn't because he uses his mind to hack into our satellites to help him navigate.
santa has to be a G

It's only a rumor but it is said that Santa is actually an ATS moderator.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why...

reply to post by TheLieWeLive

It's only a rumor but it is said that Santa is actually an ATS moderator.

Do tell which Mod?...i love a rumour ...

reply to post by AthlonSavage


Sorry, I can't.
There will be no lump of coal for me this year.

He sure sounds like he does