Horrible dream, sign of the Apocalypse?

Last night I had the most terrible dream ever!

I think some of you will be able to sympathize with me on this one, it was just so scary. I woke up in a cold sweat, my throat was bone dry. Man I needed a drink too.

Ok here it goes....bear with me, I'm still getting chills just thinking about it.



Last night I dreamed that I had a kid.
Insane! I know, but there it was. A little pink mini me, and the worst part was that he needed his diaper changed! And I was the only one around! Just horrible I tell you, horrible.

I tell you what, I was glad when the giant spiders showed up this time.
I think this is one of signs of the end times....

let me guess, you are in your late teens or early twenties?

I wonder if anyone is humored by this.

reply to post by stupid girl


Your guess is wrong.

reply to post by Philosophile


With all this stupid 2012 end of the world crap, I thought this would be hilarious.

Apparently everyone missed what I did there.

I was expecting so much more.

reply to post by watchitburn


No I got it, it just wasn't entertaining. Better luck next time.

reply to post by watchitburn


Then you must be at the other end of the spectrum of avoiding accountability like the plague....a single man in his late 30's to early 50's?

LOL.....I'm totally right this time, eh?

Don't be mad

reply to post by stupid girl


Wrong again.

Avoiding accountability? How does not wanting a kid equal that?
Has having children become a legal requirement like paying taxes? Is my ability to properly use a condom somehow ripping off the rest of society in some way?

You should just stop.

Originally posted by watchitburn
reply to post by stupid girl

 

Wrong again.

Avoiding accountability? How does not wanting a kid equal that?
Has having children become a legal requirement like paying taxes? Is my ability to properly use a condom somehow ripping off the rest of society in some way?

You should just stop.

Boooo...

I was just pickin'. I think it's quite commendable that you take responsibility for your, erhm, intimate encounters.
God bless ya for cowboying up to preventative accountability

All the best to you and a sincere apology for giving you a hard time.

reply to post by watchitburn


Was the kid named Damien?

I can totally sympathize with you.I can stand any type of dream except the ones with children.I once saw that i was pregnant and i woke up shaking.+scary that you had to change the diaper

Yep I got it too, right away and I appreciate you're humor.....I am also expecting someone to not even read any of the posts thereafter and put some kind of 100% legitimacy into your dream. That will be even more hilarious!

reply to post by stupid girl


Good job apologizing.....thats not often seen here. To the Op, its all good! Your thread was "not serious" so try not taking anything following it as "not serious". MMMKay?

reply to post by stupid girl


No need to apologize, I was just confounded by your choice of words. It was interesting.

reply to post by imagineering


It was a legitimate dream.

But I thought the timing with the 2012 crap was hilarious, so just went with it.