posted on Nov, 29 2012 @ 06:13 AM
reply to post by gortex
The unadjusted version!? Dude! I bet that one has all the best stuff!!! My uncle said he got it too, and he already found a chair, two beer bottles
and something about a white drop cloth... But he will find more... I know he will... See, that's the thing about ol' uncle Elroy... Even if there is
nothing artificial or organic in the moon or mars photos, or space station footage, or even just a postcard grandma sent from Alberta, Canada, he will
not stop looking until he finds a toothbrush, a nickel, or some goblin floating in the sky...just SOMETHING that's not supposed to be there... I
remember after 9/11 he was holed up in his room for over 2 months with newspapers spread out everywhere on the walls and photos from magazines
plastered on the walls, closet doors, and creeping onto the ceiling in areas. He was "finding" images in the smoke, rubble, etc... He had taken a
sharpie and written bizarre messages on random pages, like "666 antichrist devil man is my master" and "killing equals love and I love my family
most" and stuff like that, you know. But yeah, good ol uncle El, he wouldn't stop until he found something "mind shattering", like a snake going
into the mouth of one of the royals, and he would not shut up until each and every person in the room agreed with him. He would go on for hours if
necessary, sometimes getting in people's faces, especially when he drank. My very stubborn older brother got into fistfights with uncle El, quite
frequently, because he refused to just play along like everyone would just to get him to shut up. He reminds me a lot of a drunken uncle Eddie, from
the National Lampoon Family Vacation movies... But mixed with Robin Williams on coke. So, if you can envision that creation, except on crack, and add
a dash of Doc from Back to the Future (uncle is aging) except high on crystal meth, then that would be uncle Elroy...