Serbian Village Issues Vampire Threat Alert

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reply to post by JohnnyAnonymous

NVM. I don't know whats going on but these guys are morons..... Sounds to me like these two idiots are just making fun of ATS members. WOW.

Originally posted by Woodhouse
As a werewolf, I can attest that Vampires are no laughing matter. Good on the people of Serbia for taking this threat seriously.

As a werewolf , can you, and do you...lick your own testicles? like all mutts do?

reply to post by DARREN1976


I wonder if he eats his own poop?

2 werewolves 1 cup?

reply to post by SymbolicLogic


Werewolves poop just like you or I. They don't eat it.
The only difference is that they poop out much bigger amounts of poop at a time then we do and allot of their poop contains undigested body parts and such.

So, it could get weird, yeah.

Originally posted by Miri08
I just want to know if their vampires sparkle.

Not sure what else to write, really, hope everyone stays safe

No, of course not! The vampires you speak of are today's kinder, gentler sort of vampire - the wussified form of vampire. These Serbian vampires are obviously the Old World variety of vampire, since that's the general area where they were invented! Old World vampires obey Dr. Drac's Rules of Etiquette - you know, don't go out into the sunlight, if you DO go out in the sunlight be sensible enough to burst into flame and turn to dust, use "love" only as a weapon to draw more victims to bite, never fall victim to it yourself, that sort of thing! Old World vampires are MANLY vampires! Even the girl vampires are a bit manly in Eastern Europe, which is why I avoid the place...

Originally posted by Destinyone
I'm weaving garlic amulets, fast as my widdle fingers can...gonna corner the market, I am.....

Who wants to build my online garlic store......

Des

edit on 28-11-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)

I'd like a dozen. please. And if by some off chance a vampire never shows up here, I can always use them for cooking, right?

Are you including complimentary wooden stakes with large orders?

reply to post by nenothtu


Well, that's disappointing, I was going to make the trip if they sparkled but since they don't, I'm not going to bother. Bursting into flames, how boring and dreary. And only using love as a weapon? Pfffft. I want the super healthy codependent true sparkling vampire love, you know the real kind, like in the movies.

Originally posted by KawRider9

Originally posted by DrGod

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by DrGod
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Just think about the big picture and the epic war that has been raging throughout our Universe for countless millennium.

What *epic* war in our Universe?????

The Epic war that always was. Light vs Dark, Energy vs Dark Matter, or Matter vs Matter.

Insects vs Plants

Reptiles vs Mammals

The plant life on this planet would kill us if they could.
The Egg layers on this planet would destroy the live birthers or vice versa if they could.

These reptilian artifacts in East Europe are an un-dying breed.

The war is escalating and will soon emerge from every crack in our lives.

Expect reports of Unicorns coming soon. That's when we can expect the biggest Earth surface battle we've had in a long, long time.

Do the Unicorns fly? If they do I'll bust out the shotgun, if they don't I'll use my bow.

Wonder what they taste like? Can't wait to try some Unicorn back strap!

Unicorn backstrap is pretty good,although I'm more of a trophy hunter myself. you got to get one with more than 18 inches of horn to make Pope&Young,24 inches for Boone and Crocket. Elusive buggers,them Unicorns. Since they are the natural enemies of Vampire's, I usually trap me a Vampire first,then use them for bait.try this technique,I'm certain you'll have good success with it as well.

oh yeah,going werewolf hunting this weekend, got me a new werewolf call I been waitng to try.Do you think I should use the .223,or take the .270? Silver bullets,natch,so calibre should be non issue right? Gonna make me a real purty werewolf rug!

Originally posted by DrGod

Originally posted by lambs to lions

Expect reports of Unicorns coming soon. That's when we can expect the biggest Earth surface battle we've had in a long, long time.

Are you for real? Seriously, I'm not sure if you are joking around, or are you serious?

Um...
You can't tell huh?

wow.

Of course I am serious. Deadly serious. You better get prepared for the Mythicalocolypse

Here is my contribution.. the Lair of the Unicorn has been found!!! And so it begins....

In an announcement Friday that seems better suited for a fairy tale, a North Korean state news agency reported that archaeologists recently reconfirmed the lair of a unicorn once ridden by an ancient Korean king.