What if we are sperm attempting to impregnate?

What if the universe is just a large factory pumping out sentient beings who are on a race to leave the known universe. The first beings to enter the next dimension would be the victors, much like sperm trying to swim and break the egg of a woman. When those being successfully enter this dimension they are able to essentially impregnate the dimension and grow into beings of incomprehensible existence.

I guess if that were true then that means something had an orgasm about 13.75 billion years ago.

Too far? Or not far enough?

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I guess that would put a whole new meaning to the "Big Bang" theory.

I have thought about this many times, i try not to because if this was true then i am nothing but just sperm.

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Wait. None of this can be true. If they were that smart they would've used protection.

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Unless they did but there was a leak because of a black hole... Ok this is getting out of hand. Somebody please stop me.

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Well, at one point you were just sperm... Perspective!

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What if it is true. All of it. And humans made it through. But after all of this... there's an abortion.

What would happen if the sperm breaks through and there's just more sperm on the other side?

Wait we are talking about the sperm when we should be wondering where did the egg come from and who popped the egg out.

with luck the universe is intelligent enough to use a condom rather than let humanity procreate elsewhere....

Somehow if this is true, I think the universe swallowed.

Umm..

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Great new way of looking at it!

Yep, the Big Bang theory, it's all 'cuming' together now!

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What if we are sperm attempting to impregnate?

wouldn't that imply that all but one of us is wasted sperm?

I WON THE RACE!

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Well I think by the time we, or aliens, are able to cross the border the beings, be them many or one, would just be clones of the same perfected being United in consciousness through biological technology.

Can I have whatever it is you're smoking?

In all seriousness, this is such a far out claim. Typically I like credulousness, but this is ridiculous. A good laugh though, so for that I thank you.

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It does seem as though the planet has been
bastardized doesn't it.

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Nice analogy. I've found things are often like this in the universe, the microcosm and the macrocosm mirroring one another. I wouldn't be at all surprised if you were right.

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