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ototheb85

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:32 AM
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A book just fell on my head.

I've only got myshelf to blame.


Craig David is quitting his singing career to join the British Olympic 2012 Archery team.

He's going to be their bow selector.


Do you know what really makes me smile?

Facial muscles.


pacifier2012

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:50 AM
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Your three examples are two liners !!!!


Elvis Hendrix

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:54 AM
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I take my wife everywhere so i dont have to kiss her goodbye


Sublimecraft

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 03:55 AM
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reply to post by ototheb85
 


Marriage is not a word.......it's a sentence!

Energizer bunny arrested...........charged with battery! (that's for Beezzer)

What did the dyslexic bank robber say:-

"Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a [snip] up"



ototheb85

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:11 AM
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so what pacifier read and enjoy!


Elvis Hendrix

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:45 AM
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Your lips are like pettals, Bicycle pettals


Elvis Hendrix

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:54 AM
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Why get married? just find a women you hate then in five years, give her your house


Elvis Hendrix

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:55 AM
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Your teeth are like the stars, they come out at night


Elvis Hendrix

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 04:59 AM
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Ive been doing a lot of charity work lately helping sexualy naive women find there way,
Out of my house.

edit on 22-11-2012 by Elvis Hendrix because: (no reason given)


mcx1942

posted on Nov, 22 2012 @ 08:07 PM
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From the movie Major League:

"How's the wife, how's my kids?"


wwwchronos

posted on Nov, 23 2012 @ 09:07 PM
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