and then it happened. avenge me, So says the sandwich.

Oh god,

Ladies & Gentlemen today while i was on my lunch break i saw something very terrible that happened to a poor little fat pigeon. I was eating my lunch at a park across the road from my work building when i saw a pigeon trying to steal a guys sandwich as he was riding his electric wheelchair on the path way, the bird got! the sandwich then the guy in the wheelchair throw his book at the bird making it fall to the ground then the guy started rolling over the birds head slowly then killed the bird: barf: . I F@#$ING could not believe this!! i got up and harassed him about why he killed that innocent bird for he then said back off or ill call the cops? i was pretty furious about the whole situation..

and then it happened. avenge me, So says the sandwitch

Originally posted by FeelingPure
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SAMMICH???? I AM WRITHING IN SUSPENSE HERE!!!!

Sorry... I love sammiches....

~Heff

Correction - I love sammiches but hate sadists in wheelchairs. And the worst part about sadists in wheelchairs? When you tackle them you end up with all sorts of bruises afterward.

Still, when my day comes... I hope I'm holding a sammich when the great wheel of life runs over me....

~Heff

reply to post by Hefficide


lol Ummm i don't mean to be rude but what are you talking about

I also love sandwich's tooooo

OH GOD I SPELLED SANDWICH WRONG IN THE TITLE SORRY

reply to post by FeelingPure




You apparently took the diplomatic route with the mean man in the wheelchair who had just killed the sammich bird. I, on the other hand, am a heathen and would have tackled the guy - wheelchair and all - and only then thought to myself "Tackling steel devices is not a good idea...."

And, a few months later, when my broken shoulder was healed? I'd begin training birds to steal the guys future sammiches... and then I'd have entertainment EVERY DAY during my lunch hour.

Poor bird only wanted a sammich. Mean cyborg man....

~Heff

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Nice revenge tactic i never thought about training birds to steal his sandmich..

I am thinking of placing some sharp nails on the ground so i can flatten his wheel.

wtf, the pigeon stole his lunch. on top of that the pigeon was an a**hole and was stealing from a person in a wheelchair.

how much more humiliated can you get when even pigeons are taking advantage of you.

good for him.

Atleast you were the bigger man and walked away.

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Here comes the jokes.. i was really upset about this guys ahahah good to see something positive coming from this.

reply to post by FeelingPure


But yeah I'd tell him off too. Then I'd crack jokes till he cried

I don't know who I feel worse for, the poor disabled guy who got his lunch stolen, or the poor hungry dead bird. OMG this thread cracked me up!!

reply to post by Night Star


You have a point.

It may have been his only meal.

reply to post by FeelingPure


Pics of sandwich please or it never happened!

reply to post by FeelingPure


You should have told the guy to walk it o- . . . . . . . .

Regardless of handicap or not.

Cruel is cruel.

(what kind of sammich was it? )