Hello ATS !

I am NEW !

um...

*looks around*

*blinks*

I like cake and this is a nice introduction thread I have here (it would be a... na, I think I'm safe here).

Oh God (or whatever high lord supreme being you choose to worship without being offended it could even be a giant chicken as long as you're not offended because I don't think I can deal with that right now as I ramble run on my totally not even needed yet in my opinion 100% necessary sentence), I'm bored.

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Welcome to ATS...here's your Welcome Cake......Enjoy...



Des

Originally posted by Destinyone
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Welcome to ATS...here's your Welcome Cake......Enjoy...

Des

Oh Thank You Des!

That is just the cake I was looking for!

Here's your tin foil hat....wear it with pride.....



Guaranteed to protect you from all falling celestial objects, up to, and including, stray planets, comets, and people who didn't quite get fully Raptured...

Des

hello

as for the flying chicken/spagetti monster comment...

the reason believers believe in a specific image, is because 'the force' has communicated to them concerning the nature of 'IT's' image, also Jesus clearly stated if you have seen him you have seen the Father, (not too much of a stretch to come to the conclusion a Son looks like a Father), humanoid is the highest form, two arms two legs, two nostrils, etc...

the argument shouldn't be against what the believer believes, but why he believes it, if you argue the 'WHY' you will get to the heart and core of the information concerning their actual experience, whether it is authentic or not. I have personally communicated with a being, yet my communication is somehow not as important because I do not claim that being happens to not be a run of the mill Grey, everyone has this ability to communicate & equally receive information from 'the force'...

but I can tell by your chicken comment, that you are likely an atheist, name one mainstream religion where the 'god' isn't humanoid? I can't think of any. God is humanoid.

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This is the cake you want.

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That is so stolen......

Des

Hi! My name is Heff and I am an alcoholi.... Wait... wrong thread again. Since I'm here. Welcome to ATS.

Why do these intro threads all come out in the middle of the night...

Trying to slip something by someone?

hmm? Will be keeping an eye on this one.

Originally posted by Razimus
hello

as for the flying chicken/spagetti monster comment...

the reason believers believe in a specific image, is because 'the force' has communicated to them concerning the nature of 'IT's' image, also Jesus clearly stated if you have seen him you have seen the Father, (not too much of a stretch to come to the conclusion a Son looks like a Father), humanoid is the highest form, two arms two legs, two nostrils, etc...

the argument shouldn't be against what the believer believes, but why he believes it, if you argue the 'WHY' you will get to the heart and core of the information concerning their actual experience, whether it is authentic or not. I have personally communicated with a being, yet my communication is somehow not as important because I do not claim that being happens to not be a run of the mill Grey, everyone has this ability to communicate & equally receive information from 'the force'...

but I can tell by your chicken comment, that you are likely an atheist, name one mainstream religion where the 'god' isn't humanoid? I can't think of any. God is humanoid.

Atheism, yes, I seem to just have one problem with that though. See there is a big universe out there that seems to be expanding onwards towards what seems to be infinity. Now since we can't find the origin of the "big bang", I'm curious, what exactly created it? In my opinion, whatever that IT is can be called God, creator, Allah, or, in my case, "giant chicken". But to a point, you are right. I do not put much faith in man made religion and, to be honest, I don't take it very seriously. So no I do not worship old books. I do however wish that "the force" would communicate with me, even if it were a grey, but I'd probably get something along the lines of "wrong number" or "this isn't the conversation you're looking for".

Originally posted by Hefficide

Hi! My name is Heff and I am an alcoholi.... Wait... wrong thread again. Since I'm here. Welcome to ATS.

You're in good company my friend, cheers.

Welcome to the asylum.
Most are harmless and even amusing at times, but be warned ! there are those who spit and bite.
We try to keep'em locked up, but they do escape at the worst times.
Have fun!

Originally posted by kawika
Why do these intro threads all come out in the middle of the night...

Trying to slip something by someone?

hmm? Will be keeping an eye on this one.

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Three in the past 20 minutes! What on Earth is going on?

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Well...I'm pulling an all nighter packing up to do a show this weekend...what's your excuse...

To our new member who started this thread. Since I'll be gone tomorrow, it's your turn to kitty-sit Konspiracy, the ATS mascot....he may keep you up at night, he seems to pick up random 3rd. world country radio stations. Sometimes if you're lucky, he gets one of the Russian Folk Song stations....



He's yours until you can pawn him off on some other newbie...

Des

She turned me into a badger.
I did NOT, get better.

Originally posted by SeriousIndividual
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Three in the past 20 minutes! What on Earth is going on?

I saw a tour bus parked outside...maybe some will decide to stay....

Des

Something is wrong!!!!!

A thread with CAKE and no Beezer????

Oo

Is he ok??

I'm curious, if someone wants to respond, why does it say in my profile that I've started 2 threads when I've only started this one (and I don't think I can even start other threads outside of this area)?

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