The Quickest Way EVER Through A Security Checkpoint

I didnt put this in jokes, puns and pranks, because its neither, though funny, so I put it here.

Here is a 33 second tutorial on how to get past a checkpoint.


Peace, NRE.

reply to post by NoRegretsEver


That's a good one. Why is there a security check point? We don't have those yet. But we have checkstops. Same thing in the name of drunk driving. Such a money making scam.

Originally posted by r2d246
reply to post by NoRegretsEver

 

That's a good one. Why is there a security check point? We don't have those yet. But we have checkstops. Same thing in the name of drunk driving. Such a money making scam.

Looked like it was a border crossing.

Now we know the most important tool to carry in the car right next to a flash light and tire iron...a bible!

Peace

Dont forget the bag of apple seeds.....

I thought that was great, hope it goes viral.

Papers please..... the lord said... thank you, be on your way.

Great stuff.

I didn't flag this cause I want to keep it a secret for myself!
If everyone does it won't work......
Thanks NRE

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I think it will always work, Im just mad that I didnt think of it myself.... forget the rules, this is genius

Peace, NRE.

The only problem is you better be a real christian when you go to use it. Cuz if the boarder guard is real Christian they might try and test to see just what you actually know. And if you don't know jack then you'll seem suspicious and maybe get pulled over, like why is this fake Christian trying to convert me??? What else is he trying to hide.

I predict if anyone tries this in the future they get a strip search for their trouble.

Was a great idea, but once Gov figures out they have been had they will seek revenge.

Classic!!!! LOL!!!!!

reply to post by NoRegretsEver


OMG that was great! It was like a scene out of a movie

I'll tell ya what, if the true Police State does arrive and or TSA arrives on our highways I will always carry a Bible with me!

S&F

I was looking through these type of videos a while ago I saw about three from this same guy using different tactics.

In one he plain argues "I do not want to state if I am a us citizen" and stands his ground refusing to pull over into secondary.

But the one in the OP takes the buiscuit

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Move along, move along...

reply to post by NoRegretsEver

This has inspired me to start walking around with a Bible.

Anytime I get stopped or questioned for any reason, theyre getting the "Jesus rap".

Pure gold! That is exactly how it get past those things!

Here in Japan I use a little different method. Whenever I am stopped by cops, which happens more than I like due to the fact I don`t look very Asian, I pull the old gaijin smash in them. Gaijin smash is when a person, who is not native born Japanese, behaves in such a silly non-conformist manner that the Japanese fuzz simply give up and tell you to get the hell away from them. It usually works unless they really want my I.D. or if they are a hardcore Mr. Japan type of guy.

It also ensures you your very own seat on the bus!