i am jack's complete lack of surprise

whats up ats?! long time lurker here, i figured what better time than now to finally make an account... what a great day it ended up being! i had a delicious steak dinner along with a sweet potato and a dozen raw oysters, free of charge, followed by a nice night ride on a yamaha banshee. it was splendid.

well aside from that, i don't suppose there's anything major to discuss. after all, i'm familiar with site rules and am aware that introduction threads are supposed to be just that. of course, i do understand there was just a big election that some folks take/took very seriously. as for myself, i'm pretty thrilled with the results but then again i still would be had romney won. either way, one half of my family was going to end up thoroughly disappointed, and i will be in perfect position to aggravate an open wound. now i didn't vote, because i understand the fundamental truth. having said that, i look forward to laughing at the desperation from all the moronic flag wavers i am surrounded by. and i say let the libbies and yuppies have fun in their little circus tent, for now at least. i'll admit, it's an entertaining show. they really threw us a curveball with the barrack obama character. lol i love it. it's just a ride, folks.

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i had a delicious steak dinner along with a sweet potato and a dozen raw oysters, free of charge

12 raw oysters? I would have paid you to eat them!

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