What food would you choose to eat forever??

Originally posted by derfreebie
reply to post by MidnightSunshine

 

There's nothing silly about one's primary food, BUMP!
But dammit I AM. And you just e-ncountered my last can of
Starbuck's Nitromethanol Mocha payback.
If I was availed of all the variants, pizza... the range in
recent years has expanded from poppable hor'devures to
cartwheels from Sysyphus. Roll this up the hill, boys!
ARRGH. I feel a forest of regressions coming on, strap in.
Crushed in their prime... and the toppings stayed ON.
That's how I want to go, embossed forever with the crust tread
pattern of a starch monster diagonally up me. Mommy HUK.
But really, Chicago style deep, approximately an inch
and a half thick and eight to twelve pounds. Raw pear tomato
inside and where'd my prize whole hog go?? Enough fresh
moz to make a whole rifle squad attempt after two days to
each eliminate a 1964 Mercury Comet with a 427 Thunderbolt
motor. Sideways and full throttle. How old is that fire exit NOW?
Contention/ Anchovies are artificially produced formed flaked brine
soaked newsprint with Eau de Cheerleader for polish. I personally
feel that if it crawls or swims the pig shouldn't have to bump and
grind with it inside you. Fake seafood is therefore aesthetically
unsuitable for humongous Italian cracker quisine using that metric IMHO.
Lastly for those little buggers, they look like tan popsicle stick segments
(who knows what the pigment was) coated with glue and Morgellons fuzz.
Bon appetit. And if you're an Italian lady over 55 and still look like a cheerleader
I not only meant no offense, but instead probably can't live without you and
need you to U2U me immediately. I can bake one-a these! Contention End/
Oh yeah don't forget the aged cylindrical rosewood sawdust,
lard and Red Number Not composite with a healthy percentage
of unknown species pepper we call 'Flame the Puppy"; sliced almost thin
enough to slide under an eyelid. But don't do that metrology study until
after you call the ambulance. See Linda Blair, you know The Exorcist line.co
Maybe I could get Bobby to haul back the doggy semi for giving him a slice.
Sarge:"What's under the tarp?"
freebie: "A weapon of mass repulsion, sarge. Don't go there, it's cooled off
and you can see some of the insides now through the cheese. Trust me."
God I need to sleep now.. and get a Metra ticket tomorrow.
Oh wait... I thought this thread said "..Would TAKE Forever to EAT?"
Just trying to help out.

Oh Darfreebie, Darfreebie…Shaking my head, You seldom poster you. How dare you rob us of (although slightly difficult to read) frequent entertainment which is your writing?

Let me see if I got what you’re saying here. You’re choosing Chicago style pizza, so cheesy you become constipated. Cheese should never accompany meat or fish. You wish I were an old Italian Nunna? Sorry I’m not, that pizza sounds pretty good. You do, however, like hot peppers on that pizza??

Thanks

reply to post by TheLonewolf


Hey lonewolf, care to share? I'm always changing up the old 'house burger', what do you put in your meat??

You know...I've NEVER had Sheppards pie. Surprising since one of it;s main ingredients is my favorite food!!! I gota scratch that off my bucket list, soon.

reply to post by jiggerj


Yep, Oodles a Noodles are the shiznit. They are THE best poor people food ever. Cheap, filling, versital, and tasty!!! Great choice. I was going to put that on my 'fav soup list' but i'm not sure everyone considers them a soup.

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
Thats easy Pez, cherry flavored Pez no question about it....

K...well...Hope you have strong gums. Your teeth won't last very long on a strict pez diet.

reply to post by MidnightSunshine


Its a quote from one of my favorite films I watched when I was a kid.

to be honest I couldnt begin to choose... good thing I can cook I guess

Originally posted by MidnightSunshine

reply to post by xxdaniel21

 

What's a hungry jack?
Sounds like a potato of sorts?

haha "hungry jacks" is the australian fast food extension of burger king.

I wish it was as innocent as you described though.

The foods that I can eat until the day I die are: breads, Los Adalbertos Chimichangas, TACOS!!!, pepperoni and pineapple pizza, and sushi and sashimi.

I would have to go with my 5 bean, 3 meat chili.

reply to post by MidnightSunshine


Although I never eat it now - it would have to be brown rice.

It has the most lifesaving, vitamin enriched and nutritionally sound value.
It has no negatives.

Originally posted by DarthMuerte
I would have to go with my 5 bean, 3 meat chili.

It's that 8 items?
I didn't know we could have a whole grocery cart full or I'd have added some beans with my rice. LOL

Just kidding man. Now I'm awful hungry for chili.

With cornbread!

Curry, Curry, Curry!

Next....

Originally posted by ssj2gohan83
The foods that I can eat until the day I die are: breads, Los Adalbertos Chimichangas, TACOS!!!, pepperoni and pineapple pizza, and sushi and sashimi.

TACOS!!!! That's a good one, lot a food groups there

Lot's of people picking pizza-

hmmm... you keep yourselves well fed ok?

As long as there are meaty humans theres always food!!! Now take good care of yourselves k?

reply to post by FraternitasSaturni

Cheese. There are so many different types and as many ways to prepare it.

reply to post by intrepid


I have to agree with the above poster on cheese.....mild cheddar to be specific.

Or I could just say nachos with double extra jalapenos

A picture is worth 1,000 words.


Peace, NRE.

reply to post by MidnightSunshine




Awesome!!!!

originally by JIGGERJ

My one food would be pizza with the works, but if it has to be just one food item it would be Ramen noodles.

Ditto....thin...extra cheese

Then I could pick off anything I'm not in the mood for on different days.

Originally posted by NoRegretsEver
A picture is worth 1,000 words.

Peace, NRE.

I have been thinking about Steak since Heff said "steak"

Thanks for the visual
Wish they made steak flavored Ramen noodles...er wait...that would be beef

steak.