Entertain me Please (Corny Clean Jokes)

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It was pretty darn good, AND I hadn't heard it before!!

Stare at this for 10 minutes straight.

Originally posted by Destinyone
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Ok...everyone...I'm tying Purple to the spankies tree, and passing out switches...grab one now.....

Des

If you don't mind I'd rather use a brush. If it's okay with PC?

A guy walks into a bar testing his avatar image. It's me! And I don't see it.

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ok, my eyes hurt now!

Originally posted by AkumaStreak
A guy walks into a bar testing his avatar image. It's me! And I don't see it.

awww mannnn..... did you remember to hit "submit" after you set it as your avatar?

Originally posted by Samuelis
Stare at this for 10 minutes straight until the circles stop spinning.

Hmmmm, I wonder if you just stumbled onto some unknown variable in the Observer Effect?

Quickly, the Observer Effect claims that, in the quantum weirdness world, when someone tries to measure a wave, it turns into a particle.

Maybe it's just a trick of the eyes, just like the image you posted?

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They never stopped.

And now I can't remember my name.

Where did my shoes go???????

If you keep your eyes completely still, they stop spinning after just a few second

...of course as soon as you move your eyes just a tiny little bit, they start again!

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
reply to post by jiggerj

 

I think mine is from having such a busy darn week and finally getting a weekend. I have no motivation to do much of anything but my mind is still racing

Yeah, I kinda figured. Anyone with a purple chicken avatar probably doesn't get, or stay depressed for very long. And, you've lifted my spirits a bit with this thread. Thanks for that. Guess I'll head on over to Kentucky fried Chicken for dinner.

What? Getting depressed now, you purple-feathered, fowl feast? MMmmmmMMmmmmm

not a joke, but I saw two funny t-shirts online today

The first one had a picture of the white house and said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

The second one said "you couldn't handle me even if I came with an instruction book. And, if I did, you'd have to speak three different languages to get it right"

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BEEF! It's what's for dinner!!

reply to post by tinker9917


T-shirts are always fun

a bit more corny entertainment for ya not so bored little thing anymore

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OK, that was a good commercial!

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Never hurts to have a good guard dog!

reply to post by PurpleChiten


I don't have a joke, but I have a little offering that I return to at times because it always cheers me up and plants a grin on my face. So turn up the volume for your music appreciation class, little Chiten, and see if this isn't the greatest application of music to a simple video. Feel free to imagine you're along for the ride too.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

"Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

Marriage is an investment that pays dividends if you pay interest.

When we divorced we shared the house 50 / 50.She got the inside...I got the outside.

And finally...............

You know you're in big trouble at work when..................

...the new policy on sexual harassment includes a photo of you.

...the Security guard makes a complete inventory of your work area.

...your assistant begins responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

...the Human Resources Dept requests an update of your arrest record.

...the Boss asks if you still have a copy of your 5 year contract.

...You notice co-workers measuring your office when you arrive at work.

...your parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

...the LAN suddenly begins backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.

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Love it!!