The new guy...

Hello ATS!!!

I have been a lurker for so long that I don't even remember when I first discovered ATS. This is by far the one place I spend most of my time online. I am here because I am a firm believer in the fact that there is something out there which we cannot explain and that someone out there might just have these answers. I think of myself as a very lucky guy in the fact that I have been able to experience six different sightings of a UFO in my short life. Well I suppose that is enough sharing for one day.

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We, the Aliens on ATS Welcome you, Earthling illnurturedcockroach, with a celebratory Welcome Cake from our planet.

Enjoy....



Des

Welcome to the looney zoo.

Cake and the looney zoo. Seems like I am right where I need to be. Thanks yous guys.

reply to post by illnurturedcockroach


Welcome!

It's almost 12-21 so you joined at the right time.

There are going to be aliens and zombies and wars and blood.......lots and lots of blood.

I don't know what he means about the 'looney zoo'.

Thanks mate!!

I am OK with blood, after all it does make the green grass grow....

reply to post by illnurturedcockroach


Welcome to ATS.

Live long and prosper...

Complimentary tinfoil hats [One per Member] and beezzers special "Oatmeal and Raisin cookies" [Take as many as you'd like] are available in the lobby after the intrusive physical examination.

Welcome to ATS!

Catch ya on the flip side!

Hi. I'm the new guy too. I have an all important theory that is so groundbreaking, many will not believe it. I can't share it yet, but in time..

reply to post by illnurturedcockroach


Welcome!!!! It's good to see other lurkers, who've mustered up the courage to join the ATS community!!

Good luck, and look forward to seeing you on the boards!!!

Welcome.

You did bring your own cookies, didn't you?

If not, you can have one, just one, of mine.

Welcome to ATS !
looking forward to your threads and stories

reply to post by cavalryscout


OHMERGAWD!!!!

Where do I apply for the ATS Militia, because I want in on this action!!!!

Welcome to ATS , and when the time comes I will see your stories here. flags up to get you started!

Hi. Welcome to ATS.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
I don't have much spare time lately, but maybe I will in the future.

Welcome glad you've decided to come out of hiding and join the madness.lol

Yoyoyoy! Welcome!