Hello...

...my name is...
PaperbackWriter.

I feel like a cross between a new attendee at a huge conference, and a person registering for a Personals Column.
Like, I'm a SWF interested in meeting others, sharing and searching for the hidden truth, conspiracies and current events and ancient ones.
Object: The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

This was harder to write than I thought.
I tend to be wordy at times.

Welcome to ATS. Have fun

Welcome

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Welcome to ATS, PaperbackWriter!

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Welcome to ATS !!!

The Truth....the deepest of all rabbit holes...

Have Fun & Enjoy !!!

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Welcome, hope to hear your views

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Welcome to your new addiction. Straight jackets on the rack by the front door, tin foil hats on shelf above. Pick what you need.....look forward to meeting you in the forums....

Did you bring candy...trick or treat.....

Des

Welcome to the jungle.

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This is exactly what I needed. Practical info for newbies. I hope you still have some in my size, my head is surprisingly small and somwhat pointy.

Now about the key to the washroom...

I like you already. Your intro sounds just like I felt when I wrote my intro.

Welcome to ATS, may your eyes be opened and you not take anything to seriously here.

Have fun

Originally posted by PaperbackWriter
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This is exactly what I needed. Practical info for newbies. I hope you still have some in my size, my head is surprisingly small and somwhat pointy.

Now about the key to the washroom...

I saved the good ones for you...



The Tin foil Hard Hat is a must for 2012....falling planets and all that....



And of course...A Welcome Cake....



Only MODS possess the keys to the restrooms...wait, you'll get one soon.

Enjoy....

Des

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Thank you all for the warm and fuzzy slipper welcome!

Now, I don't suppose I could trouble someone for a pointy-headed tinfoil hat (that looks somewhat like a colander, as I like to live dangerously), avatar.

Much obliged.

Originally posted by PaperbackWriter
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Thank you all for the warm and fuzzy slipper welcome!

Now, I don't suppose I could trouble someone for a pointy-headed tinfoil hat (that looks somewhat like a colander, as I like to live dangerously), avatar.

Much obliged.

Here ya go...pointy...no colander....wear it with pride.....



Des

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Welcome, I see Des beat me to it but if you want to go overdrive this one might fit your needs too.




Enjoy your stay!

ETA Missed the colander part. Sorry, there seems to be a lack of colander tinfoil hats, but then again I guess they let the mind control beams in through the holes.

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I lurv it! Can I keep it really and for true?!

It can be my Avi? How do I fix it?

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I lurv it! Can I keep it really and for true?!

It can be my Avi? How do I fix it?

It's all yours forever and ever....go the Avatar Creations thread at the bottom of my post, in my sig file. Click on that link and take the pic with you to that thread. Tell them you want it as an avy. They can make it a big one if you want.

OR. on the blue bar at top of page, click on tools and upload the image to your photos file. Then follow directions to install it...OR wait for someone who knows a lot more about it than this silly Dragon to give you the easy directions....

Des

Des is more generous than I am I see. I am hoarding all of my tin foil, I will not share, nope.

Never know when I might need some good tin foil. They are always there with their mind control.

*looks around while hugging her tin foil tightly*

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You had me at "hello", then lost me at take that pic with you!

I must have missed the handy dandy carrying case it came in.
I probably threw it out with the styrofoam peanuts. Drat.

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Try this for your avatar.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

You will have to right click on the image and save the pic to your PC first. ( I think) good luck.

Originally posted by Doodle19815
Des is more generous than I am I see. I am hoarding all of my tin foil, I will not share, nope.

Never know when I might need some good tin foil. They are always there with their mind control.

*looks around while hugging her tin foil tightly*

sshhhh...don't tell anyone...I made that tin foil hat, out of tin foil I snitched from Heff's stash.....

Des