Bird found on Mars - Rover pulling back!

Yep, you heard it they found a bird on Mars.
Its just breaking now.
Scientists are unsure if its a bird, as it appears flightless.



but rumors are that once the rover approached the bird, it broke out into a strange war dance screaming alien words like



'' kammate kammate kiaora ''

leading scientists say it resembles a DODO, but has more brains!.

www.stuff.co.nz...

That looks like a rock...

Originally posted by Troollnaath
That looks like a rock...

I can assure you, it's an alien Kiwi bird..

Great..Rover just killed big bird..



Remember, nobody ever told us how to get to Sesame street..

This kind stuff happens when you send a robot to do a mans job.
And in the past when men could not handle it, women would do it,
and make fools of men and machines.
The first foot print on mars will be a woman,
heck she may even be able to give birth on the way.
They are known to do things that men and robots can't.

Rock and shadow.Is this joke?

reply to post by Agit8dChop


Cute story....unfortunately, this quote from your link, gives it away....

"The picture shows a shadow cast by a martian rock that looks like the very distinctive native New Zealand bird."


Shadow from rock......wish it were a bird....

Des

reply to post by Troollnaath


Looks like an alien kiwi bird to me.
Looks like its mating season there.
Mating seasons of the martian kiwi

Are you sure they didn't say "turd"? Because that's what it looks like.

It looks to me like an elephant looking at me.

Anyway... I see what's being done here! Very clever!

Excuse me, but I must take exception, OP. I have it upon excellent authority that Martian birds look like this:



Your picture must be some other kind of animal....

reply to post by Rudy2shoes


something tells me you're a bitter sexist.

Originally posted by MrUncreated
Are you sure they didn't say "turd"? Because that's what it looks like.

Hey alien droppings would still be arguably the greatest scientific discovery in human history

It's very clearly a rock.

reply to post by Ex_CT2


aw crap,
yeah that's a pretty close photo.
Funny just when we thought the world was safe, we're reminded of the things we learnt as children are real!

I for one welcome I knew universal martian leaders. If they need a top IT PRO that speaks Earth and is a quick learner i have great references.

I dont even know if these type of threads are a joke or not anymore..........

really?

bird war dance.......

This is the last one I click on......I mean it.

What a waste of several seconds.

Hey.. It is nice catch.. but that doesn't look like a Alien Bird.. Look at the below picture..



Accidently I have found the below Thread which is fun. Actually the OP thinks that Flu has been caused by some Aliens Bird Race.

ATS

OP must have an abundance of free time.

"hee hee hee, yeah this will be soooo funny if I post this"

Is that how it works?

Yeah!

Sorry if anyone took it serious, i mean c'mon.. its clearly a rock!

some people should lighten up!

edit Light warrior, wheres your sense of humour bro!

reply to post by Agit8dChop


To be fair mate, if you hadn't of posted it as a joke, someone here WOULD have posted it as a serious thread.