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Iraq: Ancient Home of "Gay" Bigfoot?
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There was a recent thread about Saddam Hussein being in gay porn films - could he be related to Bigfoot?
PORTLAND, Maine -- The current situation in Iraq may be bad for Saddam Hussein, but it could be great for Bigfoot buffs.
Cryptozoologist Loren Coleman says the legend of Bigfoot dates back 5000 years to ancient Mesopotamia - now modern Iraq - and a hairy creature amed "Enkidu." Enkidu plays a major role in the Epic of King Gilgamesh, and Coleman claims Gilgamesh and Enkidu engaged in a lot of cross-species gay sex, with an occasional threesome.
Coleman figures ancient cultures used myths to explain factual events, which means that Iraq could be chock full of artifacts proving the existence of Bigfoot's gay past.
Hussein's iron hand made things difficult for archaeologists but Coleman figures serious research for ancient Bigfoot relics will begin once the political climate improves.
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[Edited on 29-4-2003 by deepwaters]
PORTLAND, Maine -- The current situation in Iraq may be bad for Saddam Hussein, but it could be great for Bigfoot buffs.
Cryptozoologist Loren Coleman says the legend of Bigfoot dates back 5000 years to ancient Mesopotamia - now modern Iraq - and a hairy creature amed "Enkidu." Enkidu plays a major role in the Epic of King Gilgamesh, and Coleman claims Gilgamesh and Enkidu engaged in a lot of cross-species gay sex, with an occasional threesome.
Coleman figures ancient cultures used myths to explain factual events, which means that Iraq could be chock full of artifacts proving the existence of Bigfoot's gay past.
Hussein's iron hand made things difficult for archaeologists but Coleman figures serious research for ancient Bigfoot relics will begin once the political climate improves.
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[Edited on 29-4-2003 by deepwaters]
Wow, this is crazy. Certainly brings a whole new meaning to the term bestiality... But then again, i wouldn't put it past them.
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