You become the next President of the United States - Congratulations!...now what?

reply to post by DarthMuerte


So you would do things dictator-style, why not.

I would do do, what i thought Obama would do. (how naive i was)
I would dismantle all the myths about presidental power and disseminate the new doctrine of direct democracy, self-responsibility and people power. (still quite naive)

1. Make a list of all the promises I made.

2. Track progress toward completion with regular updates to the nation.

3. Explain why some of them can't be met, without lying about it.

4. Don't run for a second term if 1-3 can't be done.

reply to post by Druscilla


A Grand Union? Good idea, comrade.

Get the missile codes

Do some re-targeting

Remove some problems, permanently.

Get a good night's sleep.

Day two.

Get rid of the EPA, Department of Education and Department of Energy.

Eat Lunch

Revoke several Presidential Orders.

Eat Diner.

Get good night's sleep.

Get rid of the IRS, Department of Labor, FDA and OSHA.

Eat Lunch. Resign.

reply to post by talklikeapirat

How do you get dictatorship out of that?

Well,first of all, don't vote for me. If you think things are bad now...With my luck, I could probably manage to make things a lot worse.


But, if I was president, one thing I would push for would be term limits on ALL political seats. We don't need life long politicians, sitting in the same seat for 40 years. We need fresh people and fresh ideas!

I would push to get rid of the electoral college and replace it with the popular vote. The electoral college was put in place by the founding fathers because at the time, the majority of US citizens were uneducated and they felt this system would help insure that the best person is put in charge..Well, I think now days we are more than capable of deciding on our own...So, I would push for popular vote over electoral college.

I would work to have lobbying banned. The problem with lobbyists is that this is supposed to be a country by the people for the people..But lobbyists go in and let's be honest.... "Campaign contribution" is just code for bribe.... They offer these "campaign contributions" as long as they agree to vote a certain way....This blinds politicians....

With lobbyists around, it is no longer for the people by the people. It is for the big companies by the lobbyists....

That needs to stop....

Those are a few things I would push for if I were president.

reply to post by DarthMuerte

Use those troops to round up all illegals

Stuff like this for instance. You'd be in good company with some of the more famous Despots.
Way to make you a name in the history books.

Originally posted by talklikeapirat
After a long and exhausting campaign, where you had to promise all kind of things to get elected, you finally made it.
You've won and you are becoming the next President of the U.S. of A.

You give your inaugural speech:
-recieve your applause, depending on your leanings, pick one .. or all
(just to get in the right mood)

Chaplin

the iron Lady

Romney

Ron Paul

Obama

You take the oath of office under the star-spangled banner
-you can cross your fingers behind your back

You move into the White House-

-call your mom, get briefed etc....now what?

Seriously, what are you gonna do as the next POTUS?

You're going to do whatever TPTB that got you there in the first place, tells you to do. If you don't, prepare to meet JFK. That's the short answer.

reply to post by DirtyLiberalHippie

With lobbyists around, it is no longer for the people by the people. It is for the big companies by the lobbyists....

I'm with you, bro and it probably depends on us to make it happen. Vote with your wallet, radically?

Originally posted by talklikeapirat
reply to post by DarthMuerte

 

Use those troops to round up all illegals

Stuff like this for instance. You'd be in good company with some of the more famous Despots. Way to make your a name in the history books.

Fine, you want to call me a dictator for actually enforcing our laws and protecting our sovereignty? I'll take that. Not like I am attacking Americans with drones or anything though.

reply to post by DarthMuerte


Instead, you could help to lay the groundwork for an educational infrastucture. By stopping to export warfare, you'd save tons of money that you could use to start 'exporting' well-educated people to countries that need it.
It would help the U.S. and the world. Leading by example and all that.

What I would do hhmmmmm

First I would take a holiday
Then see how much money I can earn for speaking after I leave office.
and then have all my rivals slandered and humiliated in the media.
and then take the fed and give them all a raise.
and then take whats left of the budget and give it to special interest groups and well-fair or other social programs.
and then go on vacation
and then go on a daily talk show and dance to show Im a hip and new cat.
and then talk to all the foreign leaders of the world to tell them "you win"
Play some pool (I dont do golf thats for old farts Im a hip and new cat)
Throw one hell of a party, and invite all my closest buddy's, buch.jr, slick willy ( for the hoes) Cha Cha Cheney (when he throws down he throws down) Condie (for the kicks) all the house rep, and congrass so we can get down like in the greeks days if you know what I mean and Hillary so she can clean the port-a-jons when we are done.

Then go on vacation with the secrete service "wheels up rings off" I love a good catch phrase.
Hide all the evidence and get the MSM to go along or get kicked off air, its a dictator thing
Have a affair and a love child.
Run for United Arab States why not every on else thinks Im a Muslim.
Invite the UN to a round of "catch the home grown"
Sell as much US main land as I can to North Korea, Why you ask? I say why not if they have the doe.
Then when Im assassinated I want to buried naked with my butt facing up, you know the rest.

Hey I can dream cant I

reply to post by ga-`tv-gi

and then take whats left of the budget and give it to special interest groups and well-fair or other social programs.

If it weren't for this, i'd vote for you, hands down.

Originally posted by talklikeapirat
reply to post by DarthMuerte

 

Instead, you could help to lay the groundwork for an educational infrastucture. By stopping to export warfare, you'd save tons of money that you could use to start 'exporting' well-educated people to countries that need it.
It would help the U.S. and the world. Leading by example and all that.

I don't care about leading the world. I am an isolationist. Let the world take care of itself.

reply to post by talklikeapirat

How much money do you have? I can look the other way on that little issue

reply to post by ga-`tv-gi


I'm actually pretty wealthy, if you rename the United States into Americanistan and make everyone wear tartar hats, you have my vote.

Originally posted by talklikeapirat
reply to post by gladtobehere

 

What if the legislatures say:
"You can pressure all day long, the Federal Reserve Act stands. Go play some golf."?

I thought the Federal Reserve Acts charter ends in 2013 .. refuse to sign it again and let the FED die... tell the treasury to seize all federal assets from the FED and a complete and accurate PUBLIC audit;

end the bank welfare at .0025 percent

Repeal all laws, rules and regulations written for the past 100 years.
Fire the federal reserve and have the government mint coin the money.

reply to post by fnpmitchreturns

Upon the filing of the organization certificate with the Comptroller of the Currency a Federal reserve bank shall become a body corporate and as such, and in the name designated in such organization certificate, shall have power—

First. To adopt and use a corporate seal.

Second. To have succession after February 25, 1927, until dissolved by Act of Congress or until forfeiture of franchise for violation of law.
12 USC § 341

FREE HEALTH CARE..(everybody hates me now)
LOWER TAXES .. (everybody says im waging class warfare)
BETTER SCHOOLS FOR EVERYONE .. ( now im a socialist )
MORE LOANS FOR SLACKERS TO GET MOTIVATED ( now im an government welfare enabler )
LESS WAR AND DEPLOYMENTS, MORE DIPLOMACY... ( now everybody says im weak and a coward )
MORE MONEY FOR COPS .. ( now everybody says i am like hitler )
LESS MONEY FOR WAR .. ( now im against America )
MORE TOLERANCE FOR MUSLIMS ( now everybody thinks.. never mind i quit. )

I QUIT