UFOs hide sensitive technology

My niece works for Homeland security.

At a family reunion the conversation came to the topic of UFOs. I mentioned that I had seen UFOs parked on the grass between multi-lane highways on 2 different occasions.

My brother went home and called his daughter, who works for homeland security, and told her of the conversation. She said that the government uses fake UFOs to cover and hide new techonology ( I am assuming failed airplanes or whatever) on the ground until they can be moved at night.

I thought it was pretty funny and decided to share what she said. I am not going to argue with anyone.

That would be completely pointless, and I don't see why a homeland security employee would know government secrets.

if its parked on the grass, how did you know it was a UFo?

wouldnt it be UPO?

unidentified parked object?

Originally posted by SpearMint
That would be completely pointless, and I don't see why a homeland security employee would know government secrets.

edit on 19-9-2012 by SpearMint because: (no reason given)

My thought exactly!

reply to post by okamitengu


That's actually a pretty good comeback

UPO’s on a highway on 2 occasions and you did not stop to get a pic or investigate what is was?

Okiedokie then……

Can you describe the shape, did they have markings, were they the same or……

Actually, don’t bother.

Next!

Mickierocksman

Originally posted by rickymouse
reply to post by okamitengu

 

That's actually a pretty good comeback

thanks, but it is actually a genuine question, as another poster pointed out .. if they were "disk ships" wouldnt he stop and take apic?

if they werent flying i would assume some kind of advertising gimmick. especially near a motorway/roadway.
so if they were parked object swhat made the OP think they were outside of his(or her) realm of identification

I sometimes use small UFOs to keep my pasta warm and keep flys off my food when eating outside. My girlfriend works for Lockheed and she told me that they use fake parked UFOs all the time when they have company events to keep people dry.

Originally posted by NotThat
She said that the government uses fake UFOs to cover and hide new technology

Since everything ELSE in the government is fake...

Perhaps this may be for REAL

reply to post by NotThat

It sounds like the highway patrol marked cars running a radar speed trap in the median was too obvious, so they decided to hide the car inside a fake landed UFO so nobody would notice it.

Would I think of that scheme? No.
Would the government? Hmmm, let me think about that.....

It sounds like you have an interesting family! not to worry, so do I
It makes life interesting, right?

Oh, it's those giant mushrooms on steroids.
They'll do it every time.

Originally posted by NotThat
My niece works for Homeland security.

At a family reunion the conversation came to the topic of UFOs. I mentioned that I had seen UFOs parked on the grass between multi-lane highways on 2 different occasions.

My brother went home and called his daughter, who works for homeland security, and told her of the conversation. She said that the government uses fake UFOs to cover and hide new techonology ( I am assuming failed airplanes or whatever) on the ground until they can be moved at night.

I thought it was pretty funny and decided to share what she said. I am not going to argue with anyone.

reply to post by Clisen33


Is that human or is it a yeti with mange? Just kidding, I wouldn't want to really insult an elderly woman.

Originally posted by rickymouse
reply to post by Clisen33

 

Is that human or is it a yeti with mange?

Just kidding, I wouldn't want to really insult an elderly woman.

edit on 20-9-2012 by rickymouse because: (no reason given)

Of course you want to..... but she is only 16

Maybe its her that the UPO's were waiting for? Hummmm? Ever think about that

Mickierocksman

reply to post by NotThat


Or Homeland Security say they are fake to hide secret technology but are real.
The technology is all ours and Russia's and UK's, and I don't know about France,
anyway but in the hands of a few technocrats and uber oil controllers for lack
of a better placement of Rockefeller and the kerosene or jet fuel and car fuel
concession. Only a few people think static electricity from coils will replace
any motion mechanisms for air flight and cars.