All Praise The Bunny! Or Else.

*Mods, feel free to trash or place in a forum Hall of Fame*

Much talk of Islam and the fears and concerns about their potential reactions to the French mag and their drawings.
Already embassies are in flames about a movie?

And daily, here on ATS, I see the full spectrum of opinion concerning freedom of speech, Islam, and rights.

So I'd like to conduct a wee social experiment.

ATS is a world unto itself. We all come from a wide variety of lifestyles, backgrounds, countries, religions.

We are a digital planet.

My thoughts.

I am right.

I have always been right and true and correct. I have many stars and flags which indicate that i have followers that believe that I am right and true and correct.

So in this thread, I want any who dare speak to me, to start and end every post with;
All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

If you don't, it will offend me.
If you mock me, it will offend me.
If you disagree with me, it will offend me.
If you make a mockery of my avitar, it will offend me.

If I am offended, I will shake an angry fist at your post.
My followers will shake an angry fist at your post.

I know that I am but one member on this site. But I believe that I am more important and am more deserving of respect than any other member. Mods, members, all must respect me and be deferential towards me.

Or I will become offended.

Remember;
All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.


Thank you for your future praise and adoration.

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Very cute Honorable Beezer, sir.

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All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

This thread definitely needs to be moved to the ATS hall of fame forum.

If they don't already have one, they need to make one just for this thread.

ATS, do it now! The bunny followers demand it!

Originally posted by BellaSabre
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Very cute Honorable Beezer, sir.

edit on 9/19/2012 by BellaSabre because: At first I accidentally typed "BEERzer". Maybe I should have left it?

Beerzer would have been cool, but you offended me by not starting the post correctly.

*shakes a furry fist!*

All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

As always, your fluffyness, you are 100% on the ball, S&F.

You sir are an imposter!

There is only one bunny lord.....

Originally posted by FortAnthem
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All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

This thread definitely needs to be moved to the ATS hall of fame forum.

If they don't already have one, they need to make one just for this thread.

ATS, do it now! The bunny followers demand it!

Better, and I love the pic of th kitteh, you will be spared my wrath.

I refuse to pander to a flea-bitten, mangy rabbit.

I hate rabbits. They copulate like, well, rabbits. Plus they raid my garden. And they're ugly.

If you post anymore ridiculous nonsense, I will burn a bunny flag. And probably riot through the nearest petting zoo.

ALL HAIL THE SMILEY FACE!

(sarcasm, in case you didn't figure that out)

Originally posted by BrianDamage
All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

As always, your fluffyness, you are 100% on the ball, S&F.

May the greatness of bunnies be bestowed upon you.

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That reminds me
youtu.be...

All hail the fuzzy peter cotton tail or something like that.

The Bunny has not enough fluff, and I hear he hordes Easter eggs!

Let the riots begin!

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*BellaSabre tiptoes through the thread, being very careful not to arouse the ire of His Fluffiness*

Lesson Number One:

On must never displease the Rabbit, or dire consequences will be forthcoming.

Originally posted by tvtexan
You sir are an imposter!

There is only one bunny lord.....

Sheer genius. :-)

This thread has been good for a much needed laugh today! Thanks!

Originally posted by tvtexan
You sir are an imposter!

There is only one bunny lord.....

*I must shake an angry fist*

Your picture offends me.

Originally posted by smyleegrl
I refuse to pander to a flea-bitten, mangy rabbit.

I hate rabbits. They copulate like, well, rabbits. Plus they raid my garden. And they're ugly.

If you post anymore ridiculous nonsense, I will burn a bunny flag. And probably riot through the nearest petting zoo.

ALL HAIL THE SMILEY FACE!

(sarcasm, in case you didn't figure that out)

edit on 19-9-2012 by smyleegrl because: (no reason given)

You expressed a difference of opinion. Your opinion, though, is not as great as mine.

An angry fist must be shaken.

But you believe in the white bunny... Which is wrong because the true bunny is brown. Therefore you must convert to believing in the brown bunny or I will have to kill you. If I sacrfice myself to kill those who refuse to believe in the brown bunny I will be rewarded with 72 virgins...

I know some of you are saying you already believe in the brown bunny. But does your brown bunny have long ears or short ears. The short eared brown bunny is also an abomionation and you must convert to believing in the long eared brown bunny or I wil have to kill you.

Oh you already believe in the long eared brown bunny.... Does your long eared brown bunny have a fuzzy tail or a fluffy tail? We must kill eachother over our differences... It goes on and on to the point of ridiculousness.

Originally posted by Stormdancer777
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That reminds me
youtu.be...

All hail the fuzzy peter cotton tail or something like that.

You have shown your own personal opnion also.

A shame that it differs from mine.

An angry fist must be shaken.

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OH Gee thanks, pretty sure this is going to be replaying in my head all day, lol

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Should I be afraid, after all I don't believe in bunnies.

I suppose you lay Easter eggs too?