Secret Service Agent Caught "Peeing" in Field Behind Obama's Presentation! HILARIOUS!!

Secret service agent is snapped apparently relieving himself behind Obama... but claims he was just looking out for threats

www.dailymail.co.uk...

A hilarious photograph seemingly shows a Secret Service agent urinating in full view of Barack Obama while the President was campaigning to hundreds of supporters gathered in Cincinnati's leafy Eden Park today.

The Secret Service confirmed that the man was their employee and swiftly added that he was not urinating.

I know this story probably won't make the headlines, but you have to admit it, when you gotta go, you gotta go! What else is there to see out in the field? Obviously if you are a secret agent you would tend to remain "secretive" about your activities....no?

Hahaha, anyways, thought I would see what you think that guy was doing out there in the field! Thoughts most welcome

reply to post by Skywatcher2011


Hey, he was just fertilizing the soil.

lool this is funny.

He could of at least gone in a bush lol

Plenty of foliage around

If he is indeed peeing, he ain't trying to be private about it.
But he does have the clASSIC PEE STANCE.

mAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THE GRASS ANALYSED?

fRIGGIN CAPS LOCK!

reply to post by Skywatcher2011


Under normal circumstances, no one pees in an open field with hundreds of onlookers.

My bet is he was doing exactly what he said he was doing.

Imagine how gutted he'd be if at that moment the president was gunned down.

Probably haunt him for life.

Originally posted by loam
reply to post by Skywatcher2011

 

Under normal circumstances, no one pees in an open field with hundreds of onlookers.

My bet is he was doing exactly what he said he was doing.

Right...but if you are supposed to be watching and standing in one spot for hours, and if you had too much fluids to drink that day, you would make yourself look "normal" to relieve thyself. Heck, I've done that before...just have to be as much discrete about it as possible.

But the classic pee stance for males does stand out in this picture. No normal person would stand that way looking uphill

And btw, DENY IGNORANCE



I know the picture looks pixelated, but that is the best I can do with my computer unfortunately

Is it just me or is the lack of professionalism there seems to be at the top these days downright disturbing?

It's not that the SS guys have never had to pee in bad spots before....I'm sure they have. It's not they they've never had words with a cheap call girl in another country either. I have no doubt they have. lol..... However, in all the decades of 'modern media' and the public being interesting in the little things...we never saw or heard about such things. They cared to keep it low key. Professionalism.

It seems way down low on priorities now?

reply to post by Wrabbit2000


There is way too much stress happening in the world these days, sometimes you need a break from it and have a little laugh once in a while.

reply to post by Skywatcher2011


Um, Deny ignorance is all you can say to defend yourself? That is so old and tired. It's impossible to tell if he is peeing. I doubt any intelligent male would pee on a hill like that because it would seep downhill onto his shoes.

Originally posted by Skywatcher2011
And btw, DENY IGNORANCE

I know the picture looks pixelated, but that is the best I can do with my computer unfortunately

edit on 18-9-2012 by Skywatcher2011 because: (no reason given)

Looks like hes adjusting and re-aim the pressure release trajectory, trying his best not to trickle the shoes - hence the "look down pose". Should at least find a better spot.

Originally posted by antonia
reply to post by Skywatcher2011

 

I doubt any intelligent male would pee on a hill like that because it would seep downhill onto his shoes.

Ha.... a new way of saying 'pi*sing against the wind'

'It's like pi*sing uphill at an Obama speech'.

Too bad it wasn't snowing...could've read his name on the ground......

Des

I'm surprised they admitted this guy was an agent. Perhaps they did so because admitting that some random bloke taking a whizz in a field near the president is far worse to admit.

Ther reason why I say this is because, for the life of me, I cannot recall ever seeing a secret service agent in an untucked shirt and khakis.

I've seen them, live, in person, plenty of times, guarding various dignitaries, former presidents, candidates etc and every single time, they're suited up.

Did Obama's change include casual fridays?

His leg stance is to closed to be in the official standing urinating position. He was doing something else!!

The ladies are even getting in on the standing action. Note the official leg stance
www.go-girl.com...

In my opinion, judging by the bend in his elblows, that his hands are too high and too far apart for him to be peeing. It looks to me more like he's checking his pockets for something.

reply to post by Crakeur


Obama's "change" included plenty of misc. protocol changes for his detail.. i.e. Columbia sex scandal...

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For every agent in a suit there are at least two in plain clothes...

Originally posted by Crakeur
I'm surprised they admitted this guy was an agent. Perhaps they did so because admitting that some random bloke taking a whizz in a field near the president is far worse to admit.

Ther reason why I say this is because, for the life of me, I cannot recall ever seeing a secret service agent in an untucked shirt and khakis.

I've seen them, live, in person, plenty of times, guarding various dignitaries, former presidents, candidates etc and every single time, they're suited up.

Did Obama's change include casual fridays?

Exactly my thoughts, his shirt is tucked out, looks like kahki coloured pants yet the agents behind Obama are the men in black.

Its has to be one of the spectators who had a beer too many and due to the long duration of these political speeches decided to relieve himself most likely with permission from Secret service as the area he is in would be off limits in my opinion.

Looks like a rifle strapped to his back.

He has to be secret service.

I dont think he is pissing it looks like it though