Forum Virgin Alert

Hello!

This site was recommended to me yesterday and is already becoming an obsession!

Unfortunately for you lot I have the tendancy to be opinionated, make terribly tenuous links and write too many words to make a simple point. I also remember a lot of stuff, without remembering where I actually learnt it, which is very unhelpful, but please be kind - I know my weaknesses and I'm doing my best to correct them!

I used to subscribe to be quite up on conspiracy and the like, but children put a stop to that. Now the childrens are a bit older I am attempting to regain my youth by playing my guitar again, wearing boots with too many buckles and hanging around websites like this.

I have never used a forum before in my entire life, but I am looking forward to getting to know stuff and people.

See you around!

Huh what?

Wheres the virgins?


Welcome to the padded party room.

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welcome and I'll like to let you know that this place can be very informative and fun but it is definitely a:

Welcome!

(and boots can't have too many buckles)

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Welcome aboard the mother ship lol..

This is a great site, I lurked here and a few others and I must say ATS is the best.
If you want to go on a information binge whether it be facts, nonsensical, or some pretty interesting theories by posters...ATS is amazing.

I'm looking forward to your posts, and I will see you around.

Originally posted by mnemosyne
Hello!

I used to subscribe to be quite up on conspiracy and the like, but children put a stop to that. Now the childrens are a bit older I am attempting to regain my youth by playing my guitar again, wearing boots with too many buckles and hanging around websites like this.

Well that's a new one, an ATS mid-life crisis...

Welcome to the boards, don't forget to check out the ATS Avatars thread in my sig below for your own little piece of avatar artwork real estate.

Welcome to the fray. Hope you find your way around pretty easily.

Welcome to the boards. ATS is very user friendly and members are helpful. If you have a problem just give a shout out and someone will jump in to help. Enjoy!

Awww, you're all too lovely!

mnemosyne

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