Create a conspiracy theory about the poster above you

reply to post by denver22


......laughing as she loads flea ridden Calico into her specially made "Cat-apult'....MwaaaHaHa!

Originally posted by Neysa


BTW
I am a middle aged married woman.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Charlatan listen:



Nothing happened because the reptillians are on vacation having been thwarted
BY Ats,In the build up NEYSA & the andromedans have intervened along with Some top
doomsayers And joined forces With some tinfoiled timothys to stop the invasion from the comfort
of their own homes .We are indebted to you all but the doomsayers say the games arent
finished and are hard at work with the likes of david icke and co, ohh and the andromedans
To make sure all us naysayers and sheep are safe..

Thats just the menopause kicking in from david ickes missus NEYSA, hello mrs icke
can david come out to play i promise i wont dip his head in honey and eat it fork toungue
slivers..

Originally posted by littled16
reply to post by denver22

 

......laughing as she loads flea ridden Calico into her specially made "Cat-apult'....MwaaaHaHa!

Hope you havent sh!t on the carpet again otherwise your going to the chinese shop.

Clearly, Dever22 escaped recently from the Idaho mental institute. He is described as Caucasian, balding and has a tendency to wear the same prison clothes day in day out. He is wanted in connection to the robbery and theft of women’s underwear from the 'little miss hussie' range that was recently advertised at St Mary Janes Catholic primary school. He is considered English, with a slight liking for fruit cocktails. He is considered armed, slutty and an all round nice guy.
If you see him, do not approach him, flash your knickers and run the other way.

reply to post by Agit8dChop

Agit8dChop is actually the ungodly offspring of Phage and Slayer69. He was created in a CIA lab at ATS headquarters where SO and Springer oversee the selective breeding program.
That's what Boncho told me anyway.

Agit8dChop is a dis-info agent, here's why:
6,364 posts? only 19k? come on... it's self explanatory

Agit8dChop slenderizes fellow ATS members freely with little regard for the truth.

Dever22 escaped recently from the Idaho mental institute. He is described as Caucasian, balding and has a tendency to wear the same prison clothes day in day out. He is wanted in connection to the robbery and theft of women’s underwear from the 'little miss hussie' range that was recently advertised at St Mary Janes Catholic primary school. He is considered English, with a slight liking for fruit cocktails. He is considered armed, slutty and an all round nice guy. If you see him, do not approach him, flash your knickers and run the other way.

The name Agit8dChop says it all
"A Git" in British slang a git is a fool, or a general insult, very popular tactic used by dis-info agents to repel abuse from other users.
"8d" i can only assume this is some sort of reptilian coding to tell the agents "overseer" that the mission is still successful
"Chop" Must have something to do with the secret karate all agents are taught.
Agit8dChop, the game is up for you.

reply to post by tvtexan


OMG... MY SIDES HURT!!!!!!!!!!!



rofl

dying...

reply to post by Agit8dChop


Adit choped- off thinks little green men were going to land in our back gardens, he has been
watching to much sci-fi and has clearly starting to go blind from pulling it to hard at nights.If
he thinks being in a basement armed with clearasil posting on you-tube stopped An invasion by
the power of prayer he needs to check in to the nearest asylum for evaluation of his
reality.

To top it off your two shillings shy of a shill .

P.S

The reason he Adit chopped-off is because he was rubbing clearasil on it intead of his
spotts and has rendered himself impotent.Truth that's not the reason why he Ad it chopped off-
the real reason he had it chopped off, is because he was hanging around my daughters school with
his wanger out.So with cleaver in hand i started to chop his fingers off one by one! after torturing
this guy for what he deserved and having done my duty as a dad i gave myself up ladies and gents
Hence the reason im in prison uniform as you see lmfao...

Originally posted by thesungod
reply to post by tvtexan

 

OMG... MY SIDES HURT!!!!!!!!!!!

rofl

dying...

Your sides hurt because i and others have debunked your claims with swift
jabs and hitting home uppercuts, your charlatan days are numbered, get ready for the knockout
blow bart sibrel sun, ermm i mean son i do hope your jaws not made out
of glass, if not it will be shattered just like your claims.

reply to post by denver22


Shhh, don't tell Denver22 why he likes black and white striped shirts, like in his avatar. He is the reincarnation of one of these prison inmates from 1870.

reply to post by jiggerj


Jiggerj and jack lemon were at a loss fighting over the local redheads,so they decided to go
to the lake.That's when they got their tackle out and proceeded to play with their rods.I know
because the redhead told me, that while they were getting jiggy - with it, jack got lemon with
jigger over the size of walters ppk.And a cock fight ensued.

Originally posted by jiggerj
reply to post by denver22

 

Shhh, don't tell Denver22 why he likes black and white striped shirts, like in his avatar. He is the reincarnation of one of these prison inmates from 1870.

jiggerj and Jack Lemon continue to carry on their hoax of the great 'Catfish Hunter' luring unsuspecting tourists into their trap with a remote control submarine that looks like a catfish. It has been said they are the ones sponsoring the illuminati while hiding out in their shantis and fighting over redheads.

reply to post by usmc0311


USMC0311 is actually Alaa Manuel Qasawa, who escaped FBI custody earlier today and posted this thread.

The explosives he was manufacturing were used in 9/11.

Nano-termites.

reply to post by thesungod


Actual human membership on ATS is only 1% of that indicated by statistics. The rest are AI automated responses, including the poster above.

reply to post by PatrickGarrow17


PatrickGarrow is a paid COINTELPRO disinfo agent, he once called Alex Jones live on air claiming the government removed all Fluoride Sulfate from the water supply in 1998, and replaced it with a more "safe and modified" version......upon hearing the obvious lies AJ called him "SCUM" and hung up.

Since this day, an angered PatrickGarrow who drifted through the ranks of the illuminati due to his influential father in law..has spent his days at Ft. Dietrich (sp?) MD with top scientists to advance his goal and poison the water supply....resulting in mass death.

He occasionally checks out ATS, to amuse himself.....just as serial killers return to the scene of the crime, PatrickGarrow returns to ATS, to hear unaware posters talk about their serious illnesses as a result of his creation...

He also comes back to know if posters like us know the truth....and I do.

reply to post by PatrickGarrow17


As a member of the Agartian High Council I can assure you that PatririckGarrow17 is a paid disinformation agent employed by us. We, the High Council of Agarta, the Great Civilization of Hollow Earth, have chosen to denounce this agent for their continued disregard for the official memos sent out in regards to keeping our existence a secret. We, the council, have decided to give a simple disclosure to the general public of the upper world and it has been ignored and disregarded by PG17 on many occasions. We believe denver22 has had a hand in this disregard of the Councils wishes as both have been witnessed attempting to destroy our tunnel access to the outside world located below the airport. These 2 agents have been spreading a disinformation campaign in regards to the true purpose of the airport for so long they feel it will discredit themselves by changing their stance. The Council also wishes to acknowledge that most upper worlds inhabitants believe that we, The People of Agarta, are all reptilian in nature. Although our population does have a large number of reptilian peoples including ninjas4321, not all of us are. some of us are of Human descent and others are from other forms of life that can not be described to upper world inhabitants as there are no frames of reference for them/you to understand. Our technology is highly advanced in comparison to the upper world and we have been observing your kind for many years through our flying ships, visitations, abductions, as well as using your own CCTV system. We have decided that you are not ready for our peoples to converge at this time as you are too much of a waring peoples as seen by how littled16 treats our agents sent to observe your nature, however we have decided to announce our existence in order to begin negotiations of trade of a non technological nature.

reply to post by Agarta


Agarta is not on some high council of some fictional organization, but a zoroastrian alien-god attempting to fool us into believing in a new Pantheon of supreme beings.

As evidenced by this thread.

Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus and all religious types UNITE TO KILL THE NEW OVERLORDS!

reply to post by thesungod


We understand there will be resistance to believing we exist however we are not gods, not in this reality anyway. Yes, we have powers beyond the understanding of the upper worlds understandings and in some circles could be seen as gods but having a higher understanding of the true nature of a god we are not so arrogant to consider ourselves to be as such. We do choose a member of your worlds population to take on our powers in order to allow for major change from time to time, as you understand it, in the hopes that your peoples will overcome their warring tendencies however this has failed thus far. Our attempts at guidance of your peoples have met with strong resistance and it is believed by some on the Council as a waste.

Please, thesungod, we appreciate your attempt to maintain our secrecy, but the Council has made a decision. We also notice by your avatar that you carry the mark. This mark was part of a prophecy we created for the upper world a little over 12,000 years ago in order to remove the Pantheon of that period due to their enslavement of the peoples of the time. We will not be using that mark again, although it does bring back fond memories.

We like the way you have called for the extermination of the new Pantheon in order to divert attention from yourself. Some of the members of my Council have asked me to remind you, either use the ring or pass it on. Your time has come or it has passed, your choice. We apologize for calling you out but 11,987 years of sitting on your powers is long enough.

reply to post by Agarta


AGARTA is a disinformation and cipher expert who has been assigned the task of derailing the breeding program currently underway between Aussies and Kiwis

Recent release of FOI documents verify, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is indeed the creator of “chew me” – a product whose aim is to make these two countries sexually promiscuous by selling them aphrodisiac bubble-gum.

This is further evidenced by his sneaky play on word tactics – his name is simply verification to his other secret handshake buddies here at ATS as to his preferred clothing attire – A Garter!

classified picture released of him getting ready for work


Also, when he says that he will be away for a few weeks on a field trip to research lizards, this again is code to his buddies reiterating his allegiance to his overlords - what he is actually saying is "Bush is a Reptilian"

Bring it on..........

reply to post by Sublimecraft


Please, since Agarta let the "sun" out the bag, I may as well bust out Sublimecraft.

Sublimecraft is actually a Nereid or Sea Nymph as evidenced by her location, Thy 7 Seas. She's been trying to get me into bed for at least 7 years to steal my ring of power.

Really she's just jealous of the Humans and their little HAARP project, trying to pass off their interstellar communications as "midshipman fish" an actual mythical creature, as evidences by this thread.

I don't sleep with see creatures and I won't be giving up my ring to you so you can take out HAARPs beautiful melodies of the sky.