posted on Sep, 6 2012 @ 06:20 PM
Heres my question why would aliens be terrified of jesus?
Did he go on some epic alien ass kicking spree at some point that was cut from the bible? I think that would be awesome. Jesus sticking his foot up
the ass of a bunch of greys. Melting their spaceship with beams that shoot from his finger tips.
What happens when you mention his name to the greys? Do they all look at each other and say in unison "JESUS! we're out of here. last time we
messed with that dude he melted out spaceship and poor zweebnob is still in traction, the doctor says that they can't remove jesus's sandals from his
ass, they just won't come out like they are magically there for ever or something. Wow poor Zweebnob. lets get out of here guys were not messing
with this dudes older brother the one they call Jesus."
Maybe it's notthe classical Jesus we all know that they are afraid of but the Jesus from The Big Labowski. Maybe they had a bad run in with that guy
one night while trying to abduct him. It got nasty so to speak and again they still can't get Jesus' Sandals out of Zweebnobs rear. You know cause
greys are small and cute like little children.
edit on 6-9-2012 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason given)
edit on 6-9-2012 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason given)