George W. Bush's resume

George W. Bush Resume

Past Work Experience:



� Ran for congress and lost.



� Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.



� Bought an oil company, but could not find any oil in Texas. Company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.



� Bought a share of the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that seized land using taxpayer money. Ball club acquired ownership of the ballpark and land paid for by tax dollars.

Most Notable Action: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs. At the time, I said that Sammy Sosa would never amount to much of a ball player.



� With Daddy�s help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.



Accomplishments:

� Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies to a voluntary policy which resulted in Texas becoming the most polluted state in the Union.

� Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.

� Cut taxes on corporations and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

� Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.



� Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father�s appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments:

� Attacked and occupied two countries.

� Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

� Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

� Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.



� Set all-time record for largest drop in the history of the stock market.

� First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

� First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

� First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

� After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

� Set the record for the most campaign fund-raising trips of any president in US history.

� In my first two years in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

� Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in US history.

� Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

� Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

� Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

� Signed more laws and executive orders restricting constitutional civil liberties than any president in US history.

� Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

� Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

� Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

� Set the all-time record for the most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (www.hyperreal.org...)

� Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

� My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any presidency in US history.

� Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

� First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.

� Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

� First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.

� Created the largest government departmental bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

� Set the all-time record for largest annual budget of spending increases�more than any president in US history.

� First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

� First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

� Removed more checks and balances with this administration having the least amount of congressional oversight of any administration in US history.

� Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

� Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

� Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war so by default, the US no longer abides by the Geneva Conventions.

� First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

� All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

� My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

� Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

� First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

� First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

� First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

� Took massive world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year, made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

� With a policy of 'disengagement', created the most hostile Israeli-Palestinian relations in at least 30 years.

� First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

� First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

� Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

� Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

� Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

� Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol. After 18 months, I have no leads and zero suspects.

� In the 18 months following the 911 attacks, I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

� Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for all Americans than any other president in US history.

� In a little over two years, created the most divided country in decades�possibly the most divided the US has been since the Civil War.

� Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References:



At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation where I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or Uncle James Baker�they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group where they are engaged in war-profiteering.

What a nice amount of sentences! let�s say better facts!!

Very good one bout time, the only problem is that after knowing these, what can we do?? choose another asshole like him that is gonna do the same or worst....
Is always the same... anyway nice post m8

Damn, Bout Time. Looks bad don't it?

LoL reminds me of Abraham Lincoln, he wasn't too popular either.

PS. Texas isn't the most Polluted State in the Union. Nice try though, you know in the past you would have gotten a Moron Award by now.

Hell even louisiana beats Texas for most polluted water www.pirg.org...

Which is odd because Louisiana is a swamp and those are natual filters.

[Edited on 28-4-2003 by HKoT]

HKoT, might as well forget the facts , in his head, these are cast in stone. You can't break through that quagmire. Just have some fun with it.

Accomplishments:

� Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies to a voluntary policy which resulted in Texas becoming the most polluted state in the Union.

wrong

� Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.

LoL...does it even mater? They are cities, it is the CITY'S FAULT ... moron

� Cut taxes on corporations and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

Good, tax cuts are great, the government is over-inflated as it is, you dumb@ss liberal Remembe the liberal creed "Big Brother is good, Big Brother is great"

� Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

Oh well, maybe it's time to take out the trash, first you complain he's bankrupting Texas, then you complain that he's trying to save texas by killing murderers instead of wasting 1million + dollars on them a year, stupid liberal

� Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father�s appointments to the Supreme Court.

Actually this still isn't proven you just tend to not look up ALL the fact, there is equal amount of evidence that he did in fact win the popular vote.

Also Bush's only appointment to the Supreme Court, is a liberal minded individual, you twit.

www.american-partisan.com...

Accomplishments:

� Attacked and occupied two countries.

The Taliban isn't a Nation, and Iraq loves us, get over your fat inflated head

� Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Oh please, the surpluss was about 100 billion dollars, and Gore's plan was going to spend it twice as fast, but you forgot that, because you're a liberal, the TV sucks out your brain.

� Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

Not really, Reagan still was spending more then 400billion in the hole a year. And there was NO war.

� Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.


This again has nothing to do with the Presidency you retarded liberal


� Set all-time record for largest drop in the history of the stock market.

It's because he ordered the freezing of the markets, that we didn't have a stock market crash akin to '29, so go shut up. You probably don't even know what the hell as Stock is anyways. Besides, if you hadn't noticed, the LARGEST drop in the history of the stock market was Black Monday...or Tuesday, whichever it was in the 80s. Get a brain you liberal moron

� First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

Enough with picking on executions, they are a good way to kill the bad guys

� First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

Uh who cares? He was caught for a minor thing, some presidents did things that they weren't caught for. After all half of our first presidents were Smuglers, oh and they were Traitors to their country, britain, that's a pretty bad record if you ask me yet they turned out all right, so shut up.

� First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

I need a vacation, I'm sitting here missing my classes because I'm sick of them, oh well, I'm still 10 times better than you, and I'm sure the president is the same way when he's vacationing

� After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

Security failure? Make up your mind, you don't want "homeland security" so how could he have had a security failure, damn liberal idiots

� Set the record for the most campaign fund-raising trips of any president in US history.

Well Truman's race around the country on a Train wasn't much better, get real

� In my first two years in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

You just proved that was Clinton's fault, "In my first two years" it is safe to say that the president only effects what happens in the next president's term.

� Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in US history.

Well before the 20s there were NO benefits so how about you count your blessings you blow-hole

� Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

Now you're repeating yourself, just say "bankruptcies" they're basically all the same thing and it makes the list seem more its size. Doesn't matter, has nothing to do with the President, IDIOT

� Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

Name them and please provide a copy of their record. PS. Misdemeanors don't count, only felonies, oh sorry, guess that means he hasn't got ANY convicted criminals lol, because felons can't hold office. I guess though to you, parking tickets are next to satanism

� Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

Well the television does suck out the mind, look at what it's done to you.

� Signed more laws and executive orders restricting constitutional civil liberties than any president in US history.

[Well, Abraham Lincoln actually did, and Abraham signed the first Executive Order. Set your priorities Liberal, Republicans sign these orders to serve a purpose expecting to oust them after they are done, liberals want to inact these orders permanently, please see Clinton's Executive Order on restricting Federalism. Which was so bad it is one of the only orders completely dismissed by Congress.

� Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

Guess you don't know that Clinton was the one who caused this energy crisis, by giving Government money to Enron to have Enron build power plants in India. But India just before the power crisis here, decided to just not pay their Power bills but to still run the plants, this pushed the Corrupt company on the edge. Has NOTHING to do with Bush.

� Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

LoL only Clinton used the reserves, he took old oil that was going to be dumped anyways, but it was enough to run the military for a few months, and it lasted the American public 2 days.

� Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

It's the question of should we be Greece or Rome? Greece pampered their veterans, and failed, Rome told their veterans that their reward was in their hearts, and Succeeded, no nation is strong if it exists in the "secular world" our veterans must be honored, not payed.

� Set the all-time record for the most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (www.hyperreal.org...)

LoL but "He who is popular is not always right, and he who is right is not always popular" Take your time with that, I suspect your liberalized pea brain will have difficulty working out the subtlies of the sentence

� Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

Why don't you look at those treaties? They are really pretty #ty if you ever read them

� My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any presidency in US history.

This isn't really true at all. A lot happend in the Cold War that even today is unknown of, look at Kennedy's Presidency, some of his plans are still missing.


� Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

Uh lol...I'm named after the Duke of Essex in England and the beheader of King Charles the first, so what? My name actually means more than a ships name...you should fear me OOGA BOOGA!

� First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.

Whatever, Nevada isn't "bankrupt" stupid, I guess being the poor and dumb liberal you are, you don't understand what bankruptcy is. Bankruptcy basically means you can't pay on your debts, so rather than defaulting on them you liquidate all your assets and divide it among your debetors the best you can. Chapter 11 anyways.

� Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

What? It's not like he even knew about it. You murdered Lacy Peterson you sick bastard, because you're alive and I don't like you so it MUST HAVE BEEN YOU!

� First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.

Which sovereign nation? Not Afghanistan that's for sure. And We occupied Germany that was a sovereign nation...this is another crap argument lol



� Created the largest government departmental bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

No actually Roosevelt did and reagan, and Clinton...long list on that one...

� Set the all-time record for largest annual budget of spending increases�more than any president in US history.

But he only increased budget spending where the executive branch is allowed to constitutionally...so shush

� First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

Thank God too, those UN bastards wouldn't know human rights if it bit them in the ass, look at Afrika and Iraq

� First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

That's ok too, the UN is evil and anti-american

� Removed more checks and balances with this administration having the least amount of congressional oversight of any administration in US history.

No Clinton did.

� Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

Thank the lord

� Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

World court sounds like Ingsoc to me "Praise Big Brother"

� Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war so by default, the US no longer abides by the Geneva Conventions.

Well they diserve what they get, so do you.

� First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

� All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

� My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

� Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

� First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

� First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

� First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

� Took massive world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year, made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

� With a policy of 'disengagement', created the most hostile Israeli-Palestinian relations in at least 30 years.

� First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

� First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

� Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

� Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

� Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

� Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol. After 18 months, I have no leads and zero suspects.

� In the 18 months following the 911 attacks, I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

� Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for all Americans than any other president in US history.

� In a little over two years, created the most divided country in decades�possibly the most divided the US has been since the Civil War.

� Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References:



At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation where I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or Uncle James Baker�they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group where they are engaged in war-profiteering.



In total, I'll finish with this heap of steaming dog-sh|t upon my return, until then, you can start going over your already long list of crap and try and fix your holes...liberals make too much out of NOTHING

They sound right on to me.

Under George W. Bush's leadership, Texas ranks number one in a many categories of pollution and environmental degradation. For example, Texas is:


#1 in the Emission of Ozone Causing Air Pollution Chemicals
#1 in Toxic Chemical releases into the Air
#1 in use of Deep Well Injectors as method of Waste Disposal
#1 in counties listed in top 20 of Emitting Cancer Causing Chemicals
#1 in Total Number of Hazardous Waste Incinerators
#1 in Environmental Justice Title 6 complaints
#1 in production of Cancer causing Benzene & Vinyl Chloride
#1 Largest Sludge Dump in Country
Texas air quality has worsened significantly under Gov. Bush's administration. The Houston-Galveston area has had eight of the top ten ozone (smog) peaks in the nation, far surpassing Los Angeles. But as concern over the health and environmental consequences rise, the governor's policy has been only to fight the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency's attempts to impose stricter air quality protections.

When confronted with the option of enforcing regulations or bypassing them, Gov. Bush has consistently chosen the latter. After research showed that 1,000 unregulated, "grandfathered" industrial plants accounted for a huge proportion of Texas air pollution, Bush opposed legislation that would force the companies to clean up and instead cut a back room deal to install a "voluntary" program. The heads of these companies include some of the Governor's largest campaign contributors.

The Governor intervened to ask the federal government to let the state handle planning to protect endangered species, then supported legislation and other actions to allow development and other threats to the species to continue, so far indefinitely.

Under Bush's watch Texas has deregulated many aspects of its environmental policy, including policies governing wastewater discharges, pesticides, air pollution and even certain types of nuclear waste.

Industry consultants and boardmembers of polluting companies have been appointed to run Texas key regulating agencies. As a result, state environmental regulators have become largely ineffective, with inadequate resources or direction to enforce even the regulations still on the books. Texas environmental agency inspectors are now actually required as agency policy give notice of compliance inspections one to two weeks in advance. Texas PEER frankly fears for the nation's environmental well being if Gov. Bush's agenda rises to the federal government level. Governor Bush has said, "What Texans can dream, Texans can do." Clearly, Gov. Bush never dreamed of cleaning up Texas' environment.

Originally posted by CoLD aNGeR

What a nice amount of sentences! let�s say better facts!!

Very good one bout time, the only problem is that after knowing these, what can we do?? choose another asshole like him that is gonna do the same or worst....
Is always the same... anyway nice post m8

Come on, don't be such a pessemist.

We had a horrible 8 years, from everything from the constitution to foreign policy that drove us into war and economic failure, but Bush has done a great job with what the last failure handed him.

There can most surely be someone out there that is better than Bush, even.

As a matter of fact, his name is Alan Keyes. He'll never get it as he is a black man that doesn't cowtail to the democratic party bull, but he'd be what the docter ordered for this nation.

and I guess Hkot has never heard of the Huntsman Polymers plant the newly expanded plastics plant went into "upset" mode, burning within the first three days alone over 61,014 pounds of ethylene and 32,981 pounds of propylene, and hundreds of pounds of benzene and butadiene known and suspected carcinogens. Black, toxic smoke engulfed the neighboring community, almost entirely populated by African American and Mexican American residents.
I lived in odessa at this time, luckily I was fortunate to live in the country club with my grandparents.

But my family did very well when Clinton was in Office(what part of that peace & prosperity didn't you like?)So many people I know did well with Clinton. More jobs were created, we had a strong economy, confidence was up, CLitnon brought to justice those responsible for bombing the WTC back in Februrary of 93(less than 2 weeks after he took office) I could easily go on & on. I always liked Clinton, but it wasn't til the Texas Prarie Monkey entered the picture was when things were put in perspective.Talk about trashing the constitution, Karl Roves pet, the drooling,grunting Chimp, has been throwing his fecies at the constitution since stealing office!

clinton4.nara.gov...

heh, i've had to deal with bush since he was gov of texas, making laws like you can't have a drivers liscense if you do this or that but waiting until his daughters already got theirs...

Yeah when clinton was president there was tons of jobs here in dallas, easy high paying jobs, I worked at GTE/verizon then got laid off... hmmm was great since I was going to school.

of Carla Faye Tucker right before she was put to death.Doesn't matter what her crime was,she was being put to death.For him to mock her was just heartless.The man has no compassion or brains!He has killed just like a terrorist & God will judge him just like the other world terrorists & killers! TRUST ME, He ain't no christian!

Lysergic you're funny.

Carsenagenic? Charcoal used in Barbeques are Carsenagenic, should all chefs be persecuted for it?

No, I said carcinogens.

carcinogens
Substances that increase the risk of neoplasms in humans or animals. Both genotoxic chemicals, which affect DNA directly, and nongenotoxic chemicals, which induce neoplasms by other mechanism, are included.

real funny, huh?


Do you have trouble reading?

[Edited on 29-4-2003 by Lysergic]

Originally posted by Bout Time
� First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)
AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation where I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or Uncle James Baker�they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group where they are engaged in war-profiteering.

I told yall Bush is a thug. Tell'em where you from dog. Read my quotes bellow.

Originally posted by HKoT
� First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

Uh who cares? He was caught for a minor thing, some presidents did things that they weren't caught for. After all half of our first presidents were Smuglers, oh and they were Traitors to their country, britain, that's a pretty bad record if you ask me yet they turned out all right, so shut up.

But bush was a little bit*h. He's going to send our troops oversea's and goes awal during a war. I have just lost the little bit of respect that I did have for Bushes a**. Fu*lk him. He don't gie a fu*k about us. The sooner you all realize that the better off you'll be.

Don't bother with him, he doesn't want to acknowledge facts, i like how he tried to say i was basically making that all up and that it was a harmless substance...

"Lysergic you're funny.

Carsenagenic? Charcoal used in Barbeques are Carsenagenic, should all chefs be persecuted for it?"

Ignore facts if it helps you sleep at night.

good point lysergenic you backed it up I am just tired of Right Wing like that (i am not a liberal, nor i dont support non of the political parties) But even though if Al Gore would of run this country i believe it would of been kind of the same but more people supporting it but that's what i think i dont know if it will be a fact.
I would not even trust bush because his father was the director of the CIA back then and i think jeb bush was conducting an operation too.... and to be honest i hope the Bush dynasty collapse and if he comes down with America, ohh well

No I have trouble spelling though. Carcinogens are simply cancer causing agents you idiot. Anything altering DNA is a Mutagen.

*bows* now kiss my conservative butt. This Thread is a puss-hole of misinformation steming from Television intoxicated Liberals.