What up?

Hello to all the blissful members of ATS. I am here to help. I have been watching you. It seems to me that most have you have eaten a blue M&M but you thought it was something else.

I will be your medicine. I will inject myself directly into your bloodstream. Expect a violent reaction but if you survive then you will be cured and immunised. I find that many people are too far gone. Many of you have been slowly lobotomized. There is no saving many people. The sleepwalkers of ATS do have hope though. I will save as many of you as I can. I expect many of you to respond to and survive my treatment program.

You can all thank me later.

And its like there is no one here but Im sure there is. The law of large numbers tells me so. Im no 'Black Swan event'.

Anyway, its a pleasure.

reply to post by freemarketsocialist


Welcome to ATS...please take a ticket, get in line behind all our other saviors....your turn will come...promise...

Des

reply to post by Destinyone


Thanks dude.

I was gonna tell you guys to make a line. And no pushing. Also,I will send any cutters to the back of the line.

Please, save me then.

Originally posted by Acronychal
Please, save me then.

The program takes time. It is not as simple as eating a pill. I will need to diagnose you and tailor the program to your specific needs. I will need to make some unobtrisive observations. I will do that first. When I have your program mapped out the treatment will begin. The length of the program tends to vary from individual to individual. From your comments I can see that it is likely you will resist treatment at first. I can see that I will have to break you down before I re-educate you.

Its best that you do not know when the program starts. It is generally best if the patient is not conscious of the treatment for the first few phases.

I am glad you can admit you have a problem. That is the first step on the road to a cure. It takes alot of courage. Im proud of you.

I dont work for free by the way. We can discuss my fee at a later date.

reply to post by freemarketsocialist


Are you perchance a reincarnation of another ATS member, nevernothing, who has been MIA for a few days. He last was in this thread he started named....*The Program*. Fancy that, you sound just like him, in all ways....

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Des

Originally posted by Destinyone
reply to post by freemarketsocialist

 

Are you perchance a reincarnation of another ATS member, nevernothing, who has been MIA for a few days. He last was in this thread he started named....*The Program*. Fancy that, you sound just like him, in all ways....

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Des

No thats not me. Im way cooler than that guy. He sounds like Bronfenbrenner-lite or something. Its like he is talking about Uries ecological systems. I like Bronfenbrenner but his stuff kinda makes me think "derrr".

Anyway, I can see that you are interested in treatment. You dont want to admit it but I can tell. Dont be scared. Let me help you Des.

reply to post by freemarketsocialist


Sure...we can start by you take me shopping...bring multiple credit cards.....

Des

reply to post by Destinyone


See this is good. It is very interesting that you would want to go shopping. Shopping will not help you Des. Shopping is part of the problem.



Everyone wants a log dont they Des.

reply to post by freemarketsocialist


No....everyone wants this....get with the program Dude....



Des

reply to post by Destinyone


Oh yeah!

Welcome to the looney bin.

reply to post by freemarketsocialist

Very interesting.

Welcome to our world.

reply to post by EnigmaAgent


Thanks man. I should fit in. Im feelin' fine.

reply to post by marvinthemartian

Marvin the Martian rules.

And thanks.

wuts uuuuuuuuuup>?

reply to post by freemarketsocialist

You'r welcome sir, and enjoy our little world.

Welcome to the asylum