Survivor! Texas Edition.

(I stumbled across this at the Texas site I do some work with and just thought it was funny as ever. It's 100% humor. No reality intended. )

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled:


Survivor, Texas Style

The eight (8) contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin & San Antonio.
Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville. They will proceed up
to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they
will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that
reads:

1 ~ I'm a Democrat
2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals
3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks
4 ~ Boycott Beef
5 ~ I Voted for Obama
6 ~ George Strait Sucks
7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012
8 ~ I'm here to confiscate your guns


The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas!!!

reply to post by Wrabbit2000


That's all too funny, though, they might get a parade in their honor in Austin, replete with hippies, hemp, and the homeless transsexual that occasionally runs for mayor.

LOVE AUSTIN.

I noticed they're having the 8th annual Bat Festival tonight. Fun town. Great place.

Do you happen to know exactly what date they are leaving and the route they are taking?
Yeehaw! Me n the boys r gonna have some fun with this!