The Difference Between a Liberal and a Conservative… and a Redneck

Question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
You’re looking for simple solutions to complex issues.
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
- This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer: Bam!

Redneck Answer: Bam… Bam, BamBam, Bam Bam… Click, Click… Reload…
Redneck’s Daughter: Nice grooping Dad!
Redneck’s Son: Can I shoot the next one Dad? Huh? Can I!?
Rednect’s Wife: You are NOT… going to mount that!

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In the time it took you to type up that post, Mitt Romney made $25,000.00... and shipped your job to China.

Originally posted by rodredux
In the time it took you to type up that post, Mitt Romney made $25,000.00... and shipped your job to China.

Yes. Lets all hate successful people.

Is that the meme this year?

I remember growing up wanting to be rich, successful, wealthy.

I still do, and I'm working on it. It's my money. NOT the governments!

Originally posted by rodredux
In the time it took you to type up that post, Mitt Romney made $25,000.00... and shipped your job to China.

Due to Obama Running our Economy into the Crapper and the price of Rounds going through the roof.
This Redneck has a new sign for our front & back door and our yard too.

New sign for your front door...

DUE TO THE PRICE INCREASES
ON AMMUNITION...
DO NOT EXPECT A
WARNING SHOT !
Thank you for your understanding.

Originally posted by rodredux
In the time it took you to type up that post, Mitt Romney made $25,000.00... and shipped your job to China.

Actually it was General Electric who shipped the jobs to China-Obamas buddies.
There are other threads in which to spout the party liesxxx I mean line.

Originally posted by rodredux
In the time it took you to type up that post, Mitt Romney made $25,000.00... and shipped your job to China.

Lets not forget the Redneck policeman that wanted to save the family of a victim a little embarrassment.
In the time it took you to type the above statement because you had to confer with your friends, a Policeman was looking out for some ones feelings.

This story involves the police department in the Hill Country town of Fredericksburg who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state Highway 87 bridge.
The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Kerrville .
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
See there, Texas police do care.

Source, an e-mail.

Soooooo.... The simpliest answer is the correct one?


And you wonder how you got into financial problems?

BTW: you would get into jail anyway. Or do you trust the jury to make the "right" decision?

Originally posted by ManFromEurope
Soooooo.... The simpliest answer is the correct one?


And you wonder how you got into financial problems?

BTW: you would get into jail anyway. Or do you trust the jury to make the "right" decision?

Hate to brake this news to you, But Not In Arizona. It's summer time in Arizona, So no coats, jackets or sweaters to get in the way of a fast, smooth shot, the wife is small and faster than me now a days so she'd probably get the first shot off with me a fraction later assuring a good kill. No Jail time.
I know who got America into this financial problem, And It's Time For A Real Change!

Not so funny when the tables are turned, is it?

How about this: After shooting the guy with the knife, family realizes the attacker was actually running toward the grizzly bear coming up behind them. Before the gunman can turn around and shoot the bear, the bear smacks his head off, then proceeds to devour the guy's entire family. And then the bear lived happily ever after.

My point being: I hate that partisan crap. The best way to beat an opponent is to get them fighting amongst themselves. That is exactly what TPTB have done to America. Turned the rednecks against the city slickers. Turned the conservatives against the liberals. Turned the blacks against the whites. The straights against the gays. Religion against science. The middle class against the poor.

And they've won because no one seems to get this.

We all need one another. Without liberals, you wouldn't have the arts and entertainment you enjoy, or the philosophy and thoughtfulness. Without the military, we wouldn't have all the scientific advancements we've made or our freedom. The Rednecks are our backbone, our balls, and our down-to-earthness. The middle class keeps the economy rolling. I know this is oversimplified, but I think you see where I'm going.

While you're all fighting amongst yourselves, you are being slowly sterilized by GMOs and BPAs, your rights stolen, your income drained away to the 1%.

It doesn't really matter, I guess. They've already won. It just bothers me seeing people fighting like dogs for their table scraps.

reply to post by rodredux

How about this: After shooting the guy with the knife, family realizes the attacker was actually running toward the grizzly bear coming up behind them. Before the gunman can turn around and shoot the bear, the bear smacks his head off, then proceeds to devour the guy's entire family. And then the bear lived happily ever after.

Where are you from,,,,, anyone ever heard of a Grizzly Bear running lose in Phoenix Arizona in the middle of Summer?
Any fool attempting to confront a Grizzly with a knife,,,,,,,,Well. He deserves what he gets,
Liberals talk to much, it's still hot outside, go in and stick your head and the freezer and close the door.

Originally posted by guohua
reply to post by rodredux

 

How about this: After shooting the guy with the knife, family realizes the attacker was actually running toward the grizzly bear coming up behind them. Before the gunman can turn around and shoot the bear, the bear smacks his head off, then proceeds to devour the guy's entire family. And then the bear lived happily ever after.

Where are you from,,,,, anyone ever heard of a Grizzly Bear running lose in Phoenix Arizona in the middle of Summer?
Any fool attempting to confront a Grizzly with a knife,,,,,,,,Well. He deserves what he gets,
Liberals talk to much, it's still hot outside, go in and stick your head and the freezer and close the door.

Brevity.
The soul of wit.
-Shakespeare

here is this post from another thread that amused me.....

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here is a visual aid...

Hard core Liberals VS conservatives...when losing an argument




Hard core conservatives VS Liberals...when losing an argument

reply to post by WAKEYWAKEY


Whoa . I never knew I was a conservative!! OMG.. Great find! Seriously why would anyone take a chance with death or injury??

I guess we'll reap what we sew. That's too bad.

reply to post by Tiger5


People do all the time. I've heard countless stories of people getting mugged even while carrying because they thought they could talk out of it or didn't want to hurt anyone. Then get stomped on, stabbed, beaten etc whilst being robbed. Some people are just stupid. Like people who have dogs in outside kennels, then come home to find their dog barking like crazy and their house cleared out. Idiots. They deserve what they get.