posted on Aug, 2 2012 @ 05:09 PM
It's not global warming; that would be absurd! It's just the End Times ramping up to create some countrywide famine, because a black man is President,
that's all. GEEZ YOU GUYS! GET WITH THE PROGRAM! If he gets reelected, then the 5th (6th?) Seal will be opened (this current Presidential term is
apparently the 4th, the "on a pale horse" one, judging by all the upcoming famine and what-not), which will either cause martyrs to appear in the sky
(metaphorically?) in white robes, or will cause:
1) earthquakes large enough to blot out the sun,
2) the stars of heaven to fall to the earth as the sky recedes like a scroll being rolled up (trippy!),
3) every mountain and island to be moved out of place,
4) the people of Earth to retreat into caves (Petra! PETRAAAAAA!!!! *guitar solo*),
5) the survivors to beg for rocks to totally crush their skulls,
...depending on which Seal we are up to, eventually ushering in the millennial reign of Christ on Earth... wait a minute. Shouldn't these guys be
trying to vote for Obama as hard as possible? I mean, there's no stopping the Apocalypse. It's already been predicted. Why fight it? DONT YOU GUYS
EVEN *LIKE* JESUS ANYMORE??? DONT YOU WANT TO SEE HIM DO WELL?? If you don't believe in global warming, then you hate Jesus. WTF?
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2-8-2012 by Vrill because: (no reason given)