Never choke in a restaurant in the South....

I saw this today and LMAO. I just had to share it.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,
they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'


The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

No offense intended to any "hillbillies". Anybody else heard/seen any good ones lately?

reply to post by DarthMuerte


an oldie
originally read in an Alvarez Guedes [cuban comedian] book

country bumpkin visits cousin in the big city
who informs him that now that he's in the big city he has to follow certain rules
among them, that he has to wear underwear

guy goes to his room but can't figure out how to put them on

after about 1/2 an hour:

"ummm, hey! how...?"

" the side with the crap-stain goes in the back!!!"

reply to post by DerepentLEstranger


Never heard that one either. Star for you.