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Originally posted by Armystalker
Did own and does own is two different things....
I use to be a virgin, now I have a son.
Originally posted by jsobecky
Originally posted by Armystalker
Did own and does own is two different things....
I use to be a virgin, now I have a son.
This has got to be one of the best comebacks I've ever heard!
What an analogy!
Originally posted by Valhall
I know the point you're trying to make....and I laugh it off.
Is this what Kerry does? Decide Presidential debate responses off internet data of $84 transactions? What a joke.
1:23 a.m. ET
Timber Update:
In the middle of its evaluation of Bush-Kerry II, the Hooey from St. Looey, the Scorer's Table warned Mr. Bush during the course of the thirteenth round that if it proved Mr. Kerry was correct in his assertion that the President derived $84 of income from part-ownership of a timber company, the President would be severely sanctioned.
The Scorer's Table, having taken two hours to let the Blogosphere complete its due diligence (and to permit the scorer to retreat to a corner of the room, don cold compresses, and moan quietly), can now quote the truth from "Factcheck.Org": "President Bush himself would have qualified as a 'small business owner' under the Republican definition, based on his 2001 federal income tax returns. He reported $84 of business income from his part ownership of a timber-growing enterprise." Brooks Jackson's marvelous site noted that the timber interest was listed under "royalties" in his 2002 and 2003 returns, indicating The Texas Thunderbolt still has an interest in said concern.
The point awarded to Mr. Bush in the thirteenth round is hereby withdrawn and awarded to Mr. Kerry, for the latter's enterprising hoisting of his opponent on said opponent's own petard.
Mr. Bush is also penalized three points for a truth foul.
Mr. Bush is further penalized two points for getting snarky while in the act of being factually incorrect.
The thirteenth round, originally scored 2-0 for Mr. Bush, now reverts to a 1-1 draw, and the rounds awarded total now changes from 12 Kerry, 4 Bush, 3 Drawn, to 12 Kerry, 3 Bush, 4 Drawn.
The final points scoring is now adjusted from Kerry 15, Bush 12, to Kerry 16, Bush 6. The Scorer thus designates the outcome as a Kerry victory outside the margin for statistical error.
The scorer's table reproaches President Bush for not knowing when he has wood.
Originally posted by W_HAMILTON
You just made Kerry's point for him, way to go!
Someone that gets $84 a year from a business they have a small stake in is NOT a small business. Using the misleading numbers Bush tried to give, that person would be counted as a small business, which in turn would make it seem like Kerry's tax cuts would negatively affect small businesses.
I'm glad we agree on this Valhall, $84 / year doesn't make a small business like Bush tried to fool everyone into believing!
To find examples of this we need look no farther than the top of the Bush-Cheney ticket:
President Bush himself would have qualified as a "small business owner" under the Republican definition, based on his 2001 federal income tax returns. He reported $84 of business income from his part ownership of a timber-growing enterprise. However, 99.99% of Bush's total income came from other sources that year. (Bush also qualified as a "small business owner" in 2000 based on $314 of "business income," but not in 2002 and 2003 when he reported his timber income as "royalties" on a different tax schedule.)
Vice President Cheney and his wife Lynne qualify as "small business owners" for 2003 because 3.5% of the total income reported on their tax returns was business income from Mrs. Cheney's consulting business. She reported $44,580 in business income on Schedule C, nearly all of it from fees paid to her as a director of the Reader's Digest . But giving the Cheneys a tax cut didn't stimulate any hiring; she reported zero employees.
Originally posted by RANT
Kerry just happened to send everyone to FactCheck very slickly and with more impact.
More than say sending everyone to factcheck.COM or one of the wrong Internets.
Originally posted by deeprivergal
I find it sad that he doesn't even know he has a small claim in a timber company.
How much did he make off of all the plywood needed for the Florida hurricanes?
Originally posted by RANT
Upon factchecking.... Kerry wins. Masterfully.