Man with worlds largest willy in security scare

Man with worlds largest willy in security scare

www.thesun.co.uk

A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.

Well-endowed Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York, was stopped at San Francisco International Airport by eagle-eyed officials from the US Transportation Security Administration.

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There has to be some serious questions raised here about what happened. How embarrassing for Mr Falcon. I do hope he gets some form of an apology. It's awful to be frisked down and to have to explain that away.

Let's hope this doesn't happen to me when I go through the airport.

What do you guys and girls make of this?

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reply to post by ProfessorT


i would of hung it outif ya got it flaunt it

Embarrasing? He probably will end up with a couple phone numbers from this hahaha

Don't buy or read The Sun it's an absolute disgrace of a newspaper. You'd be more worthwhile saving your money and reading Google News. #YNWA

I bet security felt like right dicks...

reply to post by ProfessorT


Best comment ever under the article:

"It was Hand Reared".

Originally posted by Mister_Bit
I bet security felt like right dicks...

It was apparently strapped to the left.

of course this happened in San Fran..

Pics or it never happened...

Originally posted by Murgatroid
Pics or it never happened...

Panorama cameras are quite expensive from what I hear

Originally posted by Murgatroid
Pics or it never happened...

I'm sure there will be plenty when he competes in the pole vault at the Olympics.

sounds like he just wants attension, after his failed 15min of fame trying to get back in the lime light

reply to post by ProfessorT


They don't allow tripods to compete, do they?

What a cock up!

Originally posted by Murgatroid
Pics or it never happened...

"he thought he could "swing past" security


ok that was my attempt at a joke...

but seriously, you people and these comments are hilarious!!

reply to post by ProfessorT


Your thread title is incorrect.....I was not in San Francisco on the day in question!

It's just his carry on luggage..

"Guards feared bulge was 'biological threat'"

They was nearly right

SAdly not the first time something like this has occured...



Deputy - "Whats this right here..."
Citizen - "That's my penis..."