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Originally posted by intrepid
Courtesy of Monty Python, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?" "DUNG."
Originally posted by Bpm1986
why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had noBODY to go with!!
Originally posted by berbishchanish
Why did the cowboy get a weiner dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggy!
Originally posted by berbishchanish
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar with a duck under their arm. The bartender says "What is this? A joke?"