The Alex Jones Show drinking game

Over a year ago I discovered AJ and decided to download his show's app. It loops throughout the day until the next day's live feed so I was able to listen whenever I had time.

Many time I would be working around the house with it blasted and subjecting the GF to his gravely drawl when I could hear her give out burst of exasperation at what a tool he is. I had to defend why I listened.

My father spent 40 years in radio, more than my lifetime, and I know a craftsmen when I hear one. He is a carnival barker for the paranoid, extremists and kooky. And he rocks at it. I also find him mentioning information that is new to me so I launch from there to investigate the topic for myself. I like to call these Kernels. I find them at ATS as well dispute the slog of crap headlines that most troll with.

Let's get down to the game. I listened intently for over a year, I'm done now and can't take his gravel or his blatant sponser-ism. What got me through? The Alex Jones Show Drinking Game.

Drink once if Alex says the following words or phrases(they must be exact):
Globalist Elite
Evil
We're gonna get to all of you
We'll be....breaking...that...down
Bankster
JP Morgan Chase Goldman Sachs
MF Global Bank of America
Establishment
Islamisist
Tyrants
Crooks
Bologne
Mittens Romney
Grab your genitals
Megabanks
I know I'm ranting...
Overlords
I just got chills
Zombie control corporate whore media

Or if he does one of the following:
Attempts math
Says Ron Paul every fifth time
Sings along with the music coming back from break
Makes the sound "maaaaw"'because he is fired up

You must pound the remainder of your beer if he says:
Tyrannical globalist elite (pound a shot if he adds to that) bankster vampires
Globalist sharks
Psychotic globalist vampires
Dinosaur corporate whore media
Insane piranhas on methamphetamines

Rotate beers to the left if he says:
These people are scum
Or mentions "packing his family and leaving america"

If he repeats any word 4 times or more, lock drinking arms and finish your drink

Lastly, if he cries on air, everyone present gets to slap everyone else once in the face

That's it

Feel free to add to the list so that it may become a family tradition in your house as well

Cheers

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So is this the depopulation plan? Just get everyone to drink themselves to death?

Originally posted by Wootgoessecret
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So is this the depopulation plan? Just get everyone to drink themselves to death?

Thank you for that. That was one of those rare times where I actually LOLed.

G

Originally posted by Mrgone
Sings along with the music coming back from break

OMFG... The only time I had his show on, using tunein radio on my tablet, he was doing that. Made the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up...

If I were to play a drinking game while listening to him, I'd get too drunk, and then I'd be on here with a rant about 5 pages long, going on about how much I hate that guy ;p

Hmm, that is if I could keep the plonk down!

What ever happend to Beer Pong?

This seems way more complicated!

Originally posted by tvtexan
What ever happend to Beer Pong?

This seems way more complicated!

It's more meant for when your working around the house with power tools. And drinking.

And want to yell at your speakers.

G

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I found both your post extremely funny.
Thanks