N.Y. Authorities Identify Thieves Who Have Been Stealing Flags from Civil War Graves

N.Y. Authorities Identify Thieves Who Have Been Stealing Flags from Civil War Graves

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Who would steal flags from Civil War graves? Authorities in Hudson, New York believe they have found the culprits in a rash of cemetery flag thefts.
The thieves are... are you ready for this? Woodchucks.
Police used cameras and confirmed that the flags were in the woodchucks' burrows.
Around 75 flags were reported missing from Civil War graves in the days leading up to and following Independence Day. The flags apparently are coated with a substance that attracts woodchucks.

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while doing a little research on another topic this little article caught my eye and made me laugh.
i figured others might enjoy this also.
not the answer to how much they would chuck if they could but just give them the chance and...

given that the above was the complete article from the site i figured i should give you a better source in case you really want the details.

enjoy.

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Patriotic woodchucks. That made my day!

Lol just from the title, I assumed it was a person. Go figure.

This is all a massive conspiracy from our corporate overlords.

They purposefully coated the flags in the woodchuck attracting material. They used monsanto to engineer a synthetic woodchuck scent, which they coated the flags with. Knowing FULL WELL that the woodchucks would steal all of the flags, ensuring returning and repeating purchasing of said flags.

It's all about profits

Heh heh, actually this is more believable than some of the things I've read on ATS

well i am glad you got some enjoyment out of this.
the law of unintended consequences makes for some funny situations.