Chit Chat for ATS Regent Election

Got a preliminary list started... still needs more work.... for your consideration of course

Queen Mamabeth
PurpleChiten CIA=Chitenz Iz Awesome, Czar of Ninja Time Travel (as runner up, I get two offices )
Opinionatedb Czar of Press and Communications
Vkey Czar of Java
Gimme_Some_Truth Czar of Justice and Court System
Bancho Czar of Alcoholic Beverages
Druid Czar of Green Energy
Blaine Czar of Commerce
Daaskapital Czar of Homeland Security
DJW001 Czar of Reason and Logic
Watchitburn Czar of Defense
ModernAcademia Czar of Education
FortAnthem Czar of Procrastination (DMV office)
Gwydion_Black Czar of Revolution Prevention (FBI)
Beezzer Czar of Elections
74Templar Czar of Bacon Sandwiches
Slayer Czar of Public Management and Morale
Destinyone Czar of Metaphysics
MountainLaurel Czar of Fashion and Shoes
Intrepid Czar of Excedrin Migraine

For the coronation ceremony you'll need a scepter

Congratulations to the new totally powerless, non-official Regent Neno

And to the runner-up, your-purpleness-Chiten I guess you are officially the Regents-Regent now:

re·gent/ˈrējənt/
Noun:
A person appointed to administer ATS a country because neno the monarch is a minor or is absent or incapacitated.

Congratulations to all candidates. You should all be proud of yourselves.

Phew! what a night. Full of everything an election is supposed to be. Twas like something out of a movie!

I'm exhausted today, and I can only guess at how intrepid feels.
I dreamt of flying purple cockatoos last night!

reply to post by Netties Hermit


Awesome!!! yeah...I have a cuzin that's a cockatoo!

If I hadn't lost the keys to the time machine for the time-jump, I coulda won it

But it worked out pretty good anyway!

NEWS FLASH

This just in from CNN (Curmudgeon News Network) public affairs desk:

It appears that the ATS Regent Elections victory party is getting out of hand, and spilling into the surrounding areas. One reveler, variously described as a "naked zombie ninja" or "some crazy old guy that had lost his cane" was caught on camera during an altercation with the local constabulary.

Viewer discretion is advised, particularly among those who may be easily offended by naked old guys doing mad ninja moves, and of course the young and impressionable, who may be tempted to emulate this Warrior against the Establishment.

Film at 11

AAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKK! Run for the hills!! The po-po iz on us!!

DISPERSE, DISPERSE!!!

Code Alpha, Beta, Tango and Cash!!! Meet at predetermined place and predetermined time!!! ABORT ABORT!!!

Originally posted by Netties Hermit
Congratulations to the new totally powerless, non-official Regent Neno

Thank you! it's good to be king - you get to wear a hat!

And to the runner-up, your-purpleness-Chiten

I guess you are officially the Regents-Regent now:

re·gent/ˈrējənt/
Noun:
A person appointed to administer ATS a country because neno the monarch is a minor or is absent or incapacitated.

He's gonna be busy - "incapacitated" pretty much covers every facet of my existence!

OK, I'm the official, unofficial DJ...if you can link it...I can think of some cool songs...

www.youtube.com...

wow so many votes was an awsome turn out i thought that regent thread was loosing steam towerd the end, i had feeling the voteing would be along thous lines (flag vote) actually pretty clever on the mods behalf i think was very fair and transparent

big congrats neno .

you need any cool "regenty type" thread ideas hit me up i got some good ones. oh hey you might wanna host an open thread for members to bring their thoughts or issues too
but all in all way to go you showed me and all of ATS that your the kinda guy that would have the little guys back no matter what
and most of all we got to see that your just one of the members kept your feet on the ground and i like that!
BRAVO NENO

thanks also beezer for providing a platform for awsome content.

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

If I hadn't lost the keys to the time machine for the time-jump, I coulda won it

Uh, Nettie, you can get the keys out of the wall safe now and give them back to him.... go ahead and dismiss the guards while your over there... Tell them to unload their laser rifles before leaving the room...

NO! NOT "UNLOAD" THEM LIKE THAT!

Originally posted by jplaysguitar

you need any cool "regenty type" thread ideas hit me up i got some good one and hey you might wanna host an open thread for members to bring their thoughts or issues to

That's a good idea. I may try to figure out a way to implement it, but I'll have to wait for Intrepid's hair to grow back first.

but all in way to go you showed me and all of ATS that your kinda guy that would have the little guys back no matter what
and most of all we got see that your just one of the members kept your feet on the ground and i like that!
BRAVO NENO

Awww shucks....

reply to post by nenothtu


Actually Neno needs a better scepter than some recycled Royal One.. he needs one befitting his party...

reply to post by nenothtu

Uh, Nettie, you can get the keys out of the wall safe now and give them back to him.... go ahead and dismiss the guards while your over there... Tell them to unload their laser rifles before leaving the room...

The guards had already given up and gone over to Booze Party headquarters to commiserate their loss by the time I got there.

Incriminating evidence 1
Incriminating evidence 2

I had to man the safe myself, just me and my hermit-lantern. That's why I'm so exhausted.

I'm a gonna put 'em on disciplanaries

www.youtube.com...

Looks like we got some rough weather on the way. Better bring your umbrella to the party.

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
Got a preliminary list started... still needs more work.... for your consideration of course

Queen Mamabeth
PurpleChiten CIA=Chitenz Iz Awesome, Czar of Ninja Time Travel (as runner up, I get two offices

)
Opinionatedb Czar of Press and Communications
Vkey Czar of Java
Gimme_Some_Truth Czar of Justice and Court System
Bancho Czar of Alcoholic Beverages
Druid Czar of Green Energy
Blaine Czar of Commerce
Daaskapital Czar of Homeland Security
DJW001 Czar of Reason and Logic
Watchitburn Czar of Defense
ModernAcademia Czar of Education
FortAnthem Czar of Procrastination (DMV office)
Gwydion_Black Czar of Revolution Prevention (FBI)
Beezzer Czar of Elections
74Templar Czar of Bacon Sandwiches
Slayer Czar of Public Management and Morale
Destinyone Czar of Metaphysics
MountainLaurel Czar of Fashion and Shoes
Intrepid Czar of Excedrin Migraine

Pretty good in the main, but a few changes will have to be made. For example, Czar of Defense is already taken by FlyersFan (she called it WAY early on, in this post), so Watchitburn will have to be laterally promoted to Czar of Destruction, or possibly Czar of Offense, although I really think Ipsissimus Magus is more suited temperamentally to Czar of Offense, and it's best to utilize people's strengths when building an effective organization.

Since it's a world-wide website, restricting Daaskapital to "Homeland" Security is not thinking big enough - he'll be Czar of HomeWORLD Security.

Uh oh, I think those people over at the Booze party might want to take some precautions.

Probably too late for them now .