[HOAX] Hello from a person with proof of extraterrestrial ufos [HOAX]

Originally posted by yeahright
reply to post by LadyJae

 

That's an old one. The guy creates sites and YouTube channels and they either get taken down or he forgets about them.

This is my favorite part.

My wife is Brenda we have been married for 25 years and have two children

alphie, simon and teresa.

Good math skilz.

He's quite the proficient little troll. I found his grubby little fingerprints all over the web.

I'm sure it won't be long before cassius, eliot, bernie, bernard, bernard schnitzel, or mary schnitzel will make a return.

You poor mods (but I bet you get comic relief also)

Originally posted by LadyJae
Mr. Schnitzel has his own website now: complete with links to his ATS posts

Bernard-NASA Employee

Anyone care to register?

J

LOL! I literally laughed out loud when I read his front page on his site. It says :

My name is Bernard Schnitzel!

My wife is Brenda we have been married for 25 years and have two children alphie, simon and teresa.

So...you have two children with THREE names? How does that work? Its not like he accidentally typed in the number two instead of pressing the number key. Good stuff!

ETA: Guess I was beat to the punchline....whoops

Originally posted by Vasa Croe
LOL! I literally laughed out loud when I read his front page on his site. It says :

My name is Bernard Schnitzel!

My wife is Brenda we have been married for 25 years and have two children alphie, simon and teresa.

So...you have two children with THREE names? How does that work? Its not like he accidentally typed in the number two instead of pressing the number key. Good stuff!

His wife's name confused me. I could have sworn his wife, Mary, chastised ATS for not believing our last Roswell survivor.

LOL...I actually read that as alphie, simon teresa and thought my, what a strange name. Old age...not for the faint of heart.

J

I liked how the photo of him in the 1800's at Rourkes drift or something like that,was in color and also an action figure. And the picture of "fierce" Zulu warriors were some topless dancing women. The nordic aliens page was also good for a very,very short chuckle.

reply to post by Bodaciouschief

lol- It is an action figure! This guy is in a world all his own.

Originally posted by yeahright
reply to post by LadyJae

 

That's an old one. The guy creates sites and YouTube channels and they either get taken down or he forgets about them.

This is my favorite part.

My wife is Brenda we have been married for 25 years and have two children

alphie, simon and teresa.

Good math skilz.

So that mean two from this planet one off world
But I could be wrong

Originally posted by LadyJae
Mr. Schnitzel has his own website now: complete with links to his ATS posts

Bernard-NASA Employee

Anyone care to register?

J

He has an ATS section on that site and states this:

Well, as a nasa scientist and a roswell witness, i went on ats and gave my evidence,

No you didn't Bernard, we're still waiting for it

LMFAO!!!!!

Did anyone check out his website!?

Man, this guy cracks me up!

"Here are some links to my threads on ATS, but some seem to have a connection error and is no longer available" LMFAO, wonder why!!!?? Could it be because its BS?? 0_o

Thanks for the laughs mate, no please stop posting deliberate hoaxes.

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