Why didn't anyone tell me about Snow White???

I'm watching the movie 'Snow White and the Huntsman". Did you know she ate an apple, died, and then rose again? There's a dark forest (evil) and an enchanted forest (good).

I think She's real. I think She's god! I know I've read about Her in a book. Actually I think there are several books about Her. I wonder if other people have faith in Her? I mean, it's kinda hard to deny Her existence when I'm actually watching Her story.

Let's start a religion!

Hey, all you atheists out there, prove me wrong, but don't come in here bashing me until you've read the book. Gawd I hate when people do that!

Originally posted by jiggerj
I'm watching the movie 'Snow White and the Huntsman". Did you know she ate an apple, died, and then rose again? There's a dark forest (evil) and an enchanted forest (good).

I think She's real. I think She's god! I know I've read about Her in a book. Actually I think there are several books about Her. I wonder if other people have faith in Her? I mean, it's kinda hard to deny Her existence when I'm actually watching Her story.

Let's start a religion!

Hey, all you atheists out there, prove me wrong, but don't come in here bashing me until you've read the book. Gawd I hate when people do that!

I (HEART) you...that is all.

Originally posted by jiggerj
I'm watching the movie 'Snow White and the Huntsman". Did you know she ate an apple, died, and then rose again? There's a dark forest (evil) and an enchanted forest (good).

I think She's real. I think She's god! I know I've read about Her in a book. Actually I think there are several books about Her. I wonder if other people have faith in Her? I mean, it's kinda hard to deny Her existence when I'm actually watching Her story.

Let's start a religion!

Hey, all you atheists out there, prove me wrong, but don't come in here bashing me until you've read the book. Gawd I hate when people do that!

flagged and starred because you made me lol.


snow white and jesus could be best friends!!

One day, 2,000 years from now, someone will find a surviving copy and decipher the text. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (disciples?) will be the new gospel.

It has the forbidden apple story and everything.

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LOL!! LOL!!!!

Let's start a religion!

("religions" have been "started" on less.....I'm looking at YOU!. Mormons!!!)

Originally posted by CoherentlyConfused
One day, 2,000 years from now, someone will find a surviving copy and decipher the text. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (disciples?) will be the new gospel.

It has the forbidden apple story and everything.

Whoa! Seven dwarfs, seven days of the week, seven deadly sins. Whoa, whoa!

Don't forget about her healing powers! Who needs Christianity -- I think I may convert to Snow-Whitianity!

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I volunteer to be the one that passes the money plate around! Shall we drink apple juice in communion. Oh, this is just wrong on so many levels.

Call it the ShrinerWhite or SnowyJester and we can all take a trip to Brazil and have a tax write off....end sarcasm.

Let's see if I get beat up for the above or stars...

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I met Snow White, and as beautiful as she was, she was cold as ice.
At least on the surface.
Maybe four feet down she is an ambient 48-52 degrees F.
Still, that is less than lukewarm.

Not my type. Hi Ho, Hi Ho

I really like your avatar though putz.

I dont recall dopey being a sin....or sneezy for that matter......

In that case if the queen is the devil.....how do I get a one night stand with her?

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I think Goddess worship has been tried once or somethin.

Wow, I had no idea. I wish I could have considered Snow Whitism when searching around. Church of the flying spaghetti monster was pretty tempting, but I decided on Fonzism.

May Fonzie be with you, AYYYEEEE

Originally posted by Fuzz420
Wow, I had no idea. I wish I could have considered Snow Whitism when searching around. Church of the flying spaghetti monster was pretty tempting, but I decided on Fonzism.

May Fonzie be with you, AYYYEEEE

Seriously, how is Fonzism better than being a Jedi Knight?

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
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I think Goddess worship has been tried once or somethin.

I'm not sure, cuz I haven't seen the movie, but doesn't the Huntsman wake Snow White up from her slumber/death, after she unwittingly ate a poison apple, with a kiss, and then they live happily ever after, (in heaven)?

Sounds more like a story about a male savior than a goddess, mother figure. Just sayin.

Originally posted by windword

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
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I think Goddess worship has been tried once or somethin.

I'm not sure, cuz I haven't seen the movie, but doesn't the Huntsman wake Snow White up from her slumber/death, after she unwittingly ate a poison apple, with a kiss, and then they live happily ever after, (in heaven)?

Sounds more like a story about a male savior than a goddess, mother figure. Just sayin.

edit on 15-6-2012 by windword because: (no reason given)

You gotta tell OP that, he's the one who said he thinks that 'she is god'.

Originally posted by windword

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
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I think Goddess worship has been tried once or somethin.

I'm not sure, cuz I haven't seen the movie, but doesn't the Huntsman wake Snow White up from her slumber/death, after she unwittingly ate a poison apple, with a kiss, and then they live happily ever after, (in heaven)?

Sounds more like a story about a male savior than a goddess, mother figure. Just sayin.

edit on 15-6-2012 by windword because: (no reason given)

No, no, you don't get it. Snow White IS the Huntsman, AND the evil queen. We are all Her and she is all us. She is the Alfalfa and the Old Eggo, the Yikes and the yolks. Oh, this is DEEP!

When you are prepared to die for your message then we will talk

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You are correct. Most movies and stories and novels are based on a religious work called the Bible.

Originally posted by InfoKartel
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You are correct. Most movies and stories and novels are based on a religious work called the Bible.

Sorry, but the Bible is based on stories written of gods before the bible. You do know there were other gods (before the Jesus story) that were born to virgins, died and resurrected, right?