Has the ATS Live Staff Succumbed To The Zombie Apocalypse?

reply to post by intrepid


Double tap, with at least one to the head, and don't waste money on those fake Zombie Max rounds, they are just a regular hollow point.

Go for the Extreme Shock: extreme frangible rounds! These things will splatter a zombie brain permanently!! Try one out on a watermelon, or a milk jug full of water to understand how superior they are to a typical hollow point.

Zombies are not getting me!!

Nope.

Though I have noticed a marked tendency towards shuffling, and moaning... Probably nothing...

reply to post by seagull


Nothing to worry about I guess.

reply to post by Domo1


BRAINZZZZ....









Nah...nothin' at all. They're fine.

Originally posted by seagull
Nope.

Though I have noticed a marked tendency towards shuffling, and moaning...

Sounds like my last marriage after the honeymoon was over...

reply to post by SLAYER69


Sorry about that...

reply to post by seagull


aahhumm..

I said my 'last' marriage, implying that it is over

YAY....

BRAINS!!!

Drools on himself and keyboard

I will share the recipe for the one and only time that I ate brains(cow, before someone asks).

The brain was parboiled, then the membranes were removed. The brain was then sliced approximately 3/4" thick, rolled in cracker crumbs and fried in butter. A slice was served in a sandwich with apple butter.

The taste was not bad, but not remarkable. The texture was hard to get past. The breading was crispy, but the brain itself was mushy goo.

I will not eat brains again, at least not until after I have been infected.

SO sick of people calling zombie on everything. It does not exist!

Please mods, can we get a zombie forum to keep this crap out of every news story?

Originally posted by amongus
SO sick of people calling zombie on everything. It does not exist!

Sure, just like Bigfoot, Nessie, and Planet X.

The Zombie craze will pass soon enough, but until then, I wouldn't wear any sweet smelling cologne, it only makes you more delicious!

so we are a44uming zombies won't learn guns?


makes a whole new pun out of the term GAME changer

reply to post by butcherguy


Huh. I don't know if I could stomach that. If you want to stave off becoming infected stay away from ATS live.

Originally posted by amongus
SO sick of people calling zombie on everything. It does not exist!

What doesn't exist?

Zombies, People or SO?

reply to post by SLAYER69


I'm glad you survived the marriageaccopalypse Slayer.

reply to post by Domo1


The Horror....

Originally posted by Domo1
reply to post by GAOTU789

 

You really should give us some recipes for brains.

Brains In Black Butter

Preamble
See Braised Sweetbreads.

Ingredients
Brains (Offal)
Salt And Pepper
Vinegar
Capers
Parsley
Butter

Method

First blanch the brains or cook carefully in the butter as it blackens. Drain. Slice. Season with salt and pepper. Lightly sprinkle with vinegar. Add a few capers and a little chopped parsley, whilst keeping the brains warm.

Separately heat butter until it becomes 'black' in fry pan. Don't go too far into the black. If butter smokes overmuch too many little black specks appear. Result is not good. When you have butter sombre and sizzling pour over brains and serve.

Originally posted by GAOTU789
reply to post by Domo1

 

We've been outed!!!!!

Damn domo, you're first!!!!

BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm just worried about the mods starving to death.

Yes...

Call me Zombie, hear me rawwwrrrrr

reply to post by greeneyedleo


Those are not the tats I was expecting.

Originally posted by Ahabstar
reply to post by greeneyedleo

 

Those are not the tats I was expecting.

doesnt that look a wee like me zombified?
i think i found my halloween costume for this year; however, w/ the zombie paranoia that is more rampant than actual zombies, im afraid id be shot on site