BREAKING NEWS: Elections, Chemtrails, 2012, Aliens/UFOs, Time Travel all converge!!

well dagnabbit, they took my thread out of the important place and stuck it over here ...how am I supposed to warn the world like this???

Okay Purply,

I need 1500 words, short story, ATS submitted, proof-read, edited and on my desk by midnight...

For now I will allow you to choose your own topic as long as it is about stuff that I like

Originally posted by rival
Okay Purply,

I need 1500 words, short story, ATS submitted, proof-read, edited and on my desk by midnight...

For now I will allow you to choose your own topic as long as it is about stuff that I like

edit on 30-5-2012 by rival because: (no reason given)

I'll put my spirit guides right on it! They need something to do to get them out of my head so much anyway!

edit to add: nope, just checked with them and they're all wrapped up in a game of neekid twister...which is weird since they're all old and fat and guys...and dead and stuff. Can't do nothin with those darn spirit guides ::sigh::

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That's "Beaking Bull" not "Breaking Bull"

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Congress and the Military will never buy your story. It's too cheap. Add a little pork to it and the pigs will fly

Originally posted by rickymouse
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Congress and the Military will never buy your story. It's too cheap. Add a little pork to it and the pigs will fly

OMG how did you know them pigs out here were working on their jet packs?!?! Are you spying on me??

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All you will wind up with is a pig roast with those guys in control. Shouldn't get pigs high, they snort too much as it is

Originally posted by rickymouse
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All you will wind up with is a pig roast with those guys in control. Shouldn't get pigs high, they snort too much as it is

Yeah, but if you let them snort enough, you can ride the hawgs and pick up chicks....which is a lot of fun for chitens!

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
well, I wuz thinking, "Dagnabbit! this thang ain't gonna work!! GRRRR" and then it did

Maybe it's an opposite machine!!

Maybe it is, but it is sounding more like anger is the energy source to get it working. With the party you busted in on, these guys are full of it so it works for them fine. It does appear as though you have got there plans tucked away in there. Be careful though, if it does get the better of you then you will just become another cog towards those plans, I am sure they have some back ups.

I use to be one of Colonel Sanders minions so I know what you mean, he is one bad dude. Take care little buddy.

Originally posted by kwakakev

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
well, I wuz thinking, "Dagnabbit! this thang ain't gonna work!! GRRRR" and then it did

Maybe it's an opposite machine!!

Maybe it is, but it is sounding more like anger is the energy source to get it working. With the party you busted in on, these guys are full of it so it works for them fine. It does appear as though you have got there plans tucked away in there. Be careful though, if it does get the better of you then you will just become another cog towards those plans, I am sure they have some back ups.

I use to be one of Colonel Sanders minions so I know what you mean, he is one bad dude. Take care little buddy.

Will do! It's just a good thing that I'm a ninja and have skillz, otherwise, I'd never undertake a mission like this!

I was looking back at my posts from when I first joined.

I didn't even remember making this one!

....I sure was having fun though!!!

ok so your shameless bump got me to spend 5 minutes reading the OP (i missed it the first time) and this was really good. thumbs up from me.... I mean here is a star

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Thanks!

I was in a reminiscing mood

.... I've only been here 6 1/2 months....it seems like much, much longer....