Picture Shows How All Humans On Earth Would Fit Into One 900 Meter-Wide Ball

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Is that an American citizen in the year 2025, one too many Good Burgers

Here is another thing to ponder.

The average human passes gas 16 times a day.

7 billion humans, x 16 x365

WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?

Originally posted by openminded2011
Here is another thing to ponder.

The average human passes gas 16 times a day.

7 billion humans, x 16 x365

WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?

OK that's just too deep for this early in the morning esp if you factor in all the cows producing methane at the same time......

Originally posted by Thinair1
Now to make a frying pan that big....

There has GOT to be an American town somewhere out in the stick, who claim to be "Home of the worlds largest frying pan".

Originally posted by AwakeinNM
It would be 875 meters wide if Americans weren't so damned fat.

WHOA Neddie,

We need them.
See - the reason that the eart rotates is because America is so heavy that it keeps tipping the balance, thus making the earth spin.

If it weren't for Americans we would all fry or freeze to death.

And we are told the Earth is over populated, wake up peoples ...

didnt someone measure the weight of our souls?
see how big that ball is ?

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Is that ball a glob of humans after our bodies dried up?

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Nope, not dried, more like raw burger.

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I have to ask, who wasn't ground up to actually make that wad-o-meat?

Who shaped it?

And who will eat it all before it spoils?

Very cool thread. SnF.

Hahaha It's GranfFaloon from Castlevania!

Here's a picture of us all, call it a human family portrait, visiting Washington DC.

BWAH HA HA!

What is in your mind guy......? Seriously are you so depraved as to think up as objectionable as possible of a topic as you are able? There is zero merit in your topic or post, zero..... There is no reason for such a topic, and it is also falsely represented in the topic of your post. If your serious, then your in need of psychiatric help, and should not be in the general population. It's not funny, humorous, shock soliciting, or in any way, the thoughts of a sound mind. I pity you.

accidental double click ..... delete.

Originally posted by Plotus
What is in your mind guy......? Seriously are you so depraved as to think up as objectionable as possible of a topic as you are able? There is zero merit in your topic or post, zero..... There is no reason for such a topic, and it is also falsely represented in the topic of your post. If your serious, then your in need of psychiatric help, and should not be in the general population. It's not funny, humorous, shock soliciting, or in any way, the thoughts of a sound mind. I pity you.

Are YOU serious??? Is that aimed at the OP?

Jeez Plotus, get with the human race. C'mon, jump in the meatball, you know you want to

Wow, how gory.

Here's another perspective!

14 to 18 square feet of skin on a human.

(reference)

1 acre = 43 560 square feet

Taking into account babies and children, let's figure 14 square feet and 5 billion people in the world. (After all, how precise does this REALLY need to be?)

5 billion x 14 / 43560 = 1606978.8 acres of skin if everyone was to suddenly take off their birthday suits. That's roughly the acreage of Deleware.

Originally posted by Plotus
accidental double click ..... delete.

edit on 28-5-2012 by Plotus because: (no reason given)

Are you sure your first click wasn't a mistake as well?

Why the extreme reaction?

And how much marinara sauce would it take to cover said Human meatball???

I think we have discovered the reason for Alien visitation to earth.

Originally posted by Slade88green
Human Swedish meatballs

833,500,800,000 Lbs ground human (every person on the planet)
833,500,800,000 eggs
13,045,375,000 Gallons milk
13,045,375,000 Gallons dry Cream of wheat cereal
13,045,375,000 Gallons minced onions
833,500,800,000 Cans (10.75 ounce) condensed cream of chicken soup
833,500,800,000 Cans (10.75 ounce) condensed cream of mushroom soup
833,500,800,000 Cans (12 ounce) evaporated milk
387,447,637,500 Gallons chopped fresh parsley

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
In a REALLY large bowl, whisk together the eggs and the milk. Add the human, cream of wheat and onion and mix well. Shape into 1 inch balls. Place balls on a lightly greased baking sheet.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for about 20 minutes.
Drain meatballs on paper towels, if needed. Then place meatballs in a lightly greased 2 quart casserole dish. In a separate medium bowl, combine the soups with the evaporated milk, stirring until smooth. Pour over the meatballs.
Bake uncovered at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for another 40 minutes. Sprinkle with parsley before serving.

edit on 28-5-2012 by Slade88green because: (no reason given)

Stop giving the carniverous ET's ideas.

Originally posted by Plotus
What is in your mind guy......? Seriously are you so depraved as to think up as objectionable as possible of a topic as you are able? There is zero merit in your topic or post, zero..... There is no reason for such a topic, and it is also falsely represented in the topic of your post. If your serious, then your in need of psychiatric help, and should not be in the general population. It's not funny, humorous, shock soliciting, or in any way, the thoughts of a sound mind. I pity you.

Wow. Harsh, man....over-sensitive much? You seem to be the lone objector, other than the guy that called me weird. Which I really can't argue.

Welcome to the meatball! Like it or not, you're in there pally!