Ode To My Troll

Your head is quite big
It also seems thick
You have no sig
And you are a [SNIP]

An off topic troll
There to derail
Just like you
An epic fail

You are uninspired
And obvious too
Your insults are tired
I pity you.

You are uninformed
You border on blind
I really struggle
With those of your kind

Lady doth protest too much
It is clear and very telling
I know your fear is such
At me you feel like yelling

But I am not to blame
I am not your doom
Many feel the same
Share your deep down gloom

I only point it out
I know you cannot clearly see
My genuine desire
Is to help you be as informed as me.

Because you arent.

And if you really were not trolling I may have gotten the wrong idea i guess.

A little from column A,a little from column B ?

reply to post by Germanicus


That was really lovely, Germanicus.

You have the right idea, one must love their Troll/s, hating on them only causes them to grow stronger in the Way of The Troll.



X.

Looks like someone had their butt handed to them in a thread by a troll.

You do know making a thread whining about it will only make it worst.

That was good.
I always had trouble making poetry, you did that very well

Originally posted by buster2010
Looks like someone had their butt handed to them in a thread by a troll.

You do know making a thread whining about it will only make it worst.

Nah,it is a good release. And you can get annoyed while you are handing a troll their butt. And my troll is totally worth 5 minutes. And an ode to nobody is better than a personal attack.

reply to post by snowspirit


Thanks dude. I disagree though. I appreciate your hack poet encouragement though

I was always told that trolls live under a bridge, we need to find that bridge.

S&F

reply to post by Germanicus


I'm a dudette

I thought your poem read rather well, it flowed nicely off the tongue

Originally posted by snowspirit
reply to post by Germanicus

 

I'm a dudette

I thought your poem read rather well, it flowed nicely off the tongue

Sorry dudette The last girl I was hanging out with was an English Teacher. I started writing her poems to try to be romantic and impress her. I guess I got a little practice. Since then I find it fun and a good release to write one every now and then.

And thanks,I tried to make it flow. You should try writing a sonnet. That took me hours

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You've outdone yourself this time dude....

Echoes of Shakespeare.

I'm happy to hear you're informed.
Now you can tell the rest of us all the great secrets of life
Having your own personal troll is the new fashion.
There's some things in life money just can't buy.

Originally posted by Asktheanimals
I'm happy to hear you're informed.

Now you can tell the rest of us all the great secrets of life

Having your own personal troll is the new fashion.

There's some things in life money just can't buy.

Ha!

Originally posted by Asktheanimals
I'm happy to hear you're informed.

Now you can tell the rest of us all the great secrets of life

Having your own personal troll is the new fashion.

There's some things in life money just can't buy.

Maybe we should give them pet names and post pics and brag on them...dressed up in little people clothes, doing things very un-troll-like, such as speaking coherently, getting things correct, being polite to people, all those things trolls are incapable of but we wish they could do

Since joying ats, Ive found most trolls to be quiet boring. Maybe all they need a little bit more love. Congrats on having your very own troll though, that could be fun

Originally posted by Perhaps
reply to post by Germanicus

 

You've outdone yourself this time dude....

Echoes of Shakespeare.

edit on 26-5-2012 by Perhaps because: cos I can

More like Dr Zuess Thanks though man

When the trolls find this tread, they'll scream out about the correct term being "under-bridge dweller" Then go into a long, drawn out explanation of how that just negates your entire poem.

You gotta love them.. wish they would star and flag and reply when the topic is not one they want to go away..

Soooo, it's wrong for other people to troll you, but you can go and make troll threads like:

The Afghanistan Exit Will Humiliate The United States Worse Than Vietnam

Hypocrite.

Originally posted by lonewolf19792000
Soooo, it's wrong for other people to troll you, but you can go and make troll threads like:

The Afghanistan Exit Will Humiliate The United States Worse Than Vietnam

Hypocrite.

edit on 27-5-2012 by lonewolf19792000 because: (no reason given)

How is making a thread highlighting the fact that the American Military is not as invincible as it is presented trolling?

I know many have never seen images of the US leaving behind all those South Vietnamese to face the Communists alone. Women and children begging to be saved.I found it very interesting when I saw this stuff. I assumed others would too.

I have also been thinking about how similar the situation in Vietnam is to Afghanistan and I wanted to see if anyone agreed.

Please tell me how that is trolling? Tell me exactly. Be specific.


Edit- will you play the 'anti-american card'? You love Obama dont you? You love the US Government dont you?


Edit- I also got applause for that thread. It was not trolling. Read the end of my ode.


Edit- Here is a poem for ya
www.abovetopsecret.com...
maybe you will like that one.


Edit- I also wrote that thread to show people why some are against American Imperialism. I felt sick the first time I saw the Americans leave those people behind. This is one of many many things that the US Government has done since WW2 that I have a problem with. I dont think that they should meddle in the affairs of other nations like they constantly do. Now that the US Government is deciding to shift its military focus to the pacific where I live Im very worried about your crazy Government. That does not make me anti-american.

Epic poem, just remember that one man's troll is another man's treasure.

I also know poetry, but it has to rhyme with Nantuckett or something.