Gabriel's Warning

reply to post by Destinyone


I wouldnt hold my breath on that either! lol

"ON TOPIC......good gosh, the world DOES seem to be coming to an end.....God Save the Queen"

reply to post by ldyserenity


You do know that your job is to go torture the evil and wicked people don't you? The innocent are not harmed according to the ancient writings. The deceivers and sinners are tortured then hauled down to Hell. I just wanted to make sure someone didn't brainwash you or your guys into attacking the good people. The devil and god are actually on the same plane. The devil tests people and sees how they react. It's a pass or fail class. This event gives heaven and hell both more souls. I think this time around heaven is getting gypped. Hell will be getting many more. life will continue here on earth with those that neither want staying here to start over again.

I suppose I'm number one on your list to torture the most

reply to post by rickymouse


Heaven is gonna be about the size of Lake Eerie.

Hell is gonna be the size of the moon.

Yep, M O O N, that's how ya spell hell.

reply to post by ventian


And who wants to go to heaven anyway? None of your friends will be there, probably not your most interesting family members, not your favorite pet, no easy women, no bar room brawls, and I get tired of wine and need a shot of Jack or Jose once in awhile.

I don't really believe in heaven or hell, and I certainly don't believe in some eternal torture, what would the point of that be? Spend 50 or 70 years raising a little havoc and pay for it for eternity? That makes no sense. BUT, if there is one, I'll be there in good company.

reply to post by getreadyalready


I hear theres no beer in heaven... but Hell is a kegger...

I signed up immediately when i heard the news...

reply to post by getreadyalready


LOL, Nooo, you don't wanna go to hell,,,,I don't think. Check out stories of near death experiences, freaky stuff...the folks that get a "glimpse" of Hell....NEVER want to go back......horrible place....

maybe will post some cool links after I finish my poker game...lmao....God and I discussed this, and he told me as long as I don't go all in with a "dumb ass" hand he will forgive me...♥

Originally posted by Akragon
reply to post by getreadyalready

 

I hear theres no beer in heaven... but Hell is a kegger...

I signed up immediately when i heard the news...

See right there is a conundrum that destroys the whole concept of heaven! If there is no beer, then how can it be heaven?

reply to post by MountainLaurel

after I finish my poker game...lmao....God and I discussed this, and he told me as long as I don't go all in with a "dumb ass" hand he will forgive me...♥

Well, I've won some big pots on some pretty terrible hands that most people would never have played, and once or twice I thought I might get a personal visit with God afterwards! Those poker players that grew up watching ESPN and reading the books really, really hate playing with guys like me that grew up playing the players instead of playing the cards. 2-7 off, has turned into a a full-house, or a full-bluff many times!

reply to post by getreadyalready


LMAO, that is really funny...and no doubt there is a "wave" of what some may call "donk" playing, however, can be effective, and after all is a game of "luck" no matter how much skill you bring to the table....

Originally posted by ldyserenity
This is a LARP thread, right?
I have chosen my side...I am the void demon heliotrax, My position is Satans fourth army Guard LT Specialist. I have five wings (Red and black) And a the sword of Damascus.

edit on 19-5-2012 by ldyserenity because: (no reason given)

Does an odd number of wings make you fly lopsided, like in circles or something?

Just curious - please don't smite me. I hate it when I get smited.

Dammm...just went out with pocket J's....lol...God told me not to call....but did I listen?

With my luck, when I get sent to hell, the only beer there will be Pabst. That gives me a hell of a headache after just one beer.

Originally posted by rickymouse
With my luck, when I get sent to hell, the only beer there will be Pabst. That gives me a hell of a headache after just one beer.

That is hysterical......this has turned into a fun thread,,,and I hope the Mods won't shut it down for being off subject.

Gabriel made this thread that was very "looming", he abandoned this thread leaving a very ominous message, and I think the only way to deal with "impending" doom is to laugh....I'm quite sure God is cool with that..♥

reply to post by MountainLaurel


Maybe god created this world for entertainment purposes. The stupid things some people do would make anyone laugh. I must of given them quite a few chuckles in my lifetime. Wouldn't you think god would need a sense of humor to put up with us? I'm sure he'd need a lot of booze too. Maybe some popcorn?

reply to post by rickymouse


Yes I do know that, that's why NATO is first...and then there's the fact that do you know anybody truly good from birth to death, yeah didn't think so.

reply to post by nenothtu


No it's in the middle like a shark fin lol

reply to post by ldyserenity


Sorry, but your posts are really creepy.....I think your choosing the wrong team.

Originally posted by rickymouse
reply to post by MountainLaurel

 

Maybe god created this world for entertainment purposes. The stupid things some people do would make anyone laugh. I must of given them quite a few chuckles in my lifetime. Wouldn't you think god would need a sense of humor to put up with us? I'm sure he'd need a lot of booze too. Maybe some popcorn?

Just got a vision of God sitting in his very cool chair, laughing his head off, maybe "Earth" is like the comedy station for him...

Originally posted by ldyserenity
reply to post by nenothtu

 

No it's in the middle like a shark fin lol

AHA! A rudder wing! What a concept!

Now I have to go redesign all my alien flying thingies to account for that brilliant insight. Life is hard when you start reading at ATS. It opens too many possibilities, and then my head starts hurting and my teeth itch.

It could be worse, though - I could have claimed to have been an archangel, and not have anyone believe me! Maybe I'll do that next week if I get bored. Gabriel's already spoken for, so I guess I'll have to claim to be Michael, come here to round up Gabriel who is behaving badly by letting the cat out of the bag on future events.

Bad Gabriel! Allah may smite thee! that's not necessarily a bad thing, though - my dad used to smite me pretty often, usually in the back of the head, when I did stupid stuff. God shall smite thee on account of he likes ya - and thinks you're a hoot!

reply to post by nenothtu

Bad Gabriel! Allah may smite thee! that's not necessarily a bad thing, though - my dad used to smite me pretty often, usually in the back of the head, when I did stupid stuff. God shall smite thee on account of he likes ya - and thinks you're a hoot!

I smited my 4 year old across the back of his head for jumping off a curb and starting across a parking lot last week, and it didn't go over too well. We were on the curb in front of the karate school while my 5 year old was taking lessons, and after telling the 4 year old to not step off the curb for the 3rd time I whacked him on the back of the head and told him to get his ass back on the sidewalk. The birds stopped, the traffic stopped, the wind stopped, and I caught the icy glares from a couple of mothers, and then a man got out of a car and glared at me as he walked into the studio. I thought it was pretty funny, but apparently smiting is frowned upon these days?