Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan

Originally posted by Jimi Hendrix
Kerry, while speaking to an african american dominated crowd, today, appeared to have an unusually colored skin tone. Here is the photograph.

That is frickin hilarious Jimi. I like it.

That's obviously a tan, I mean he probably had his hands in gloves while tanning.

What the hell is that yellow bracelet for though? Did he go to a rave the previous night and forget to take it off?

It's one of those Lance Armstrong things. Yellow bracelets are everywhere.

taibunsuu, do you always make your point by pretending you dont understand what someone said so you dont have to reply, or did you really not understand what I was saying?

Let me try again. You made it seem like the Gulf War was so short because other nations (the U.N.) were involved. Along those lines, you tried to make it seem like Operation Iraqi Freedom has lasted longer because it has less participating nations (again, the U.N.)

Was that slow enough for you?

Now, I responded that the missions were different, and that is why this war has lasted longer. I did not say that either war was just, or handled properly, or that I like Kerry, or that I like Bush. Actually, I'm not really happy about any of the above. No reason to get your feelings hurt, man.

P.S. Did someone photo shop my tv durring the debates? No, no one did that. So did was I the only one to notice the new tan? No, I wasnt. So are you saying it was all a hoax? If you are, please dont respond to this, because I would probably pull all my hair out.

Again, nice try....but no.

Nevermind. Topic too silly.

[edit on 2-10-2004 by curme]

Orange tan and bright mind. And winner of debate.
I'm sure Kerry's laughing at this one.

Originally posted by cavscout
taibunsuu, do you always make your point by pretending you dont understand what someone said so you dont have to reply, or did you really not understand what I was saying?

Let me try again. You made it seem like the Gulf War was so short because other nations (the U.N.) were involved. Along those lines, you tried to make it seem like Operation Iraqi Freedom has lasted longer because it has less participating nations (again, the U.N.)

Was that slow enough for you?

Now, I responded that the missions were different, and that is why this war has lasted longer. I did not say that either war was just, or handled properly, or that I like Kerry, or that I like Bush. Actually, I'm not really happy about any of the above. No reason to get your feelings hurt, man.

P.S. Did someone photo shop my tv durring the debates? No, no one did that. So did was I the only one to notice the new tan? No, I wasnt. So are you saying it was all a hoax? If you are, please dont respond to this, because I would probably pull all my hair out.

Again, nice try....but no.

Gulf War 1 was 100 hour ground war because the military laid out the plans, and we had international support. Barring international support, if we'd let the military lay out the plans for Gulf War 2 it would have gone a lot better. If you love Bush so much you can't see his war is #ed up, well, more power to you I guess we'll have to disagree on that one. One way or another we elect some Skull and Bones guy from Yale, it's not worth fighting over politicians but if you think it was a strategic stroke of genius to invade Iraq with 1/3 the troops suggested and have no post-war reconstruction plan, I guess you really like asshole politicians wasting our troops and money on pipe dreams.

Did you read my post?

I did not say that either war was just, or handled properly, or that I like Kerry, or that I like Bush. Actually, I'm not really happy about any of the above. No reason to get your feelings hurt, man

Just at least make your reply count by opening your eyes. I dont like him, and I dont like his war, and I dont like his opponent either. See the little Libertarian banner on the left of your screen? Yeah, thats me.
Your so blinded by anti-bush hate you lash out without checking your target. Like a dog that gets barking so long and loud it cant even stop right away when it sees its master, it doesnt see who it is barking at, just lashing out. Its sad really.

...and for the latest....we now go to the Drudge report, where he's reporting that Kerry is now being accused of having cheat sheets....a potential crime at the debates.....developing.....


*better than the tan.....

At least if the tanning has any adverse affects on his health he has a good lawyer.

I think it's just trying to look healthy and vibrant, which is why most people get "fake" tans. He can't look progressively more worn and tired with each public appearance. Especially tv appearances where clips will be shown over and over. I don't look at whether someone is attractive or not, but if their health is going downhill, it's noticeable. Many will form a negative feeling toward an unhealthy looking candidate, whether they realize it or not. Good idea to try and juice him up a little, but bad execution of said idea.

Just because Cheney, his wife and you sore loser republicans come crawling out from under them rocks once in a blue moon doesn�t give you the right to comment on we surface people. You know the sun comes out up here on the surface and tans our skin. So deal with it!

P.S. I don�t want to keep you up on the surface too long so after reading this please crawl back under them rocks and come out when you have something meaningful to say!

GAME OVER NOVEMBER 2, 2004