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According to an unnamed staffer, Romney is so "calculating, logical, and rational" because, when working at Bain Capital, Romney had in fact received a "very small computer chip implant in his brain to help him accomplish his work in the most cost efficient and timely manner."
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Mitt Romney decided that he would take advantage of the most sophisticated microchip devices available. The chip would allow him to perform complex financial computations at a high rate of speed, and prevent him from considering any extraneous and time-consuming deviations, such as the human cost entailed in his fiscal transactions.
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After having the device implantated, connective tissue formed to prevent the microchip's migration. The entire procedure was, in fact, very simple and low-cost.The microchip is approximately the size of a grain of rice, and is coated with a synthetic polymer.
prevent him from considering any extraneous and time-consuming deviations, such as the human cost entailed in his fiscal transactions.
Originally posted by MemoryShock
reply to post by CosmicCitizen
I don't believe the Daily KOS would hoax its' audience; I wouldn't have posted otherwise. Still, only one source is mildly concerning...
Originally posted by MemoryShock
One of the tags is "Snark" - referencing it's funny, sarcastic nature - it's an indirectly referenced hoax...move/close this please...
Among the findings: 22% either filed for bankruptcy reorganization or closed their doors by the end of the eighth year after Bain first invested, sometimes with substantial job losses. An additional 8% ran into so much trouble that all of the money Bain invested was lost. Another finding was that Bain produced stellar returns for its investors—yet the bulk of these came from just a small number of its investments. Ten deals produced more than 70% of the dollar gains.
Originally posted by Jameela
Originally posted by MemoryShock
One of the tags is "Snark" - referencing it's funny, sarcastic nature - it's an indirectly referenced hoax...move/close this please...
LOL. OK then we know now. Thank you for looking into that and finding out for certain. You debunked your own thread! I totally respect that!
Originally posted by MemoryShock
Originally posted by Jameela
Originally posted by MemoryShock
One of the tags is "Snark" - referencing it's funny, sarcastic nature - it's an indirectly referenced hoax...move/close this please...
LOL. OK then we know now. Thank you for looking into that and finding out for certain. You debunked your own thread! I totally respect that!
Yeah; I'm a fan of truth. I should have been more suspicious of the lack of sources; still...I my track record on this subject probably had something to do with why I was so inclined to go with it...
Originally posted by MemoryShock
One of the tags is "Snark" - referencing it's funny, sarcastic nature - it's an indirectly referenced hoax...move/close this please...