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Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Liberal Answer: Well that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Conservative Answer: BANG!
Originally posted by defcon5
Only later do you find out that this was a local butcher that had cut off his thumb, and was running to the hospital.
You are now a convicted Felon, and luckily no longer allowed to vote, carry a gun, or have freedom from such things as the patriot act.
Originally posted by Intelearthling
defcon5,
You are sooo witty! Why didn't I think of that! Maybe it's because, if you cut off your thumb, and you're running to the hospital, instead of putting pressure on the severed thumb with your other hand, you're going to be running with the knife in it.
That is the proper way to do things folks!
Originally posted by Kwintz
I'm a newbie to these forums, but i can see that 90 percent of members are liberals that hate Bush. Is there anyone here that, like myself, actually likes President Bush? Just curious. Thanks...
Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Liberal Answer: Well that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Conservative Answer: BANG!
Southern Conservative Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!.....*reload* BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!.....*reload* BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!