What Would the Defining Singular Personality of ATS Be?

Originally posted by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS
Mr. ATS is the guy with out a cell phone, mysterious and hard to get a hold of. But when you least expect him, he pops out the bushes with fantastic tails and theories. He would also not shave regularly, yet have great hygiene and be great with women. He would be single, because of a fear of commitment, for he can never be sure who to trust.

Originally posted by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS
He's Kevin Federline minus the deutschbagery.

edit on 13-4-2012 by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS because: additional statement

kfed rolls in them babymommas.
he'd do anything for a $20

Here's Ms. ATS





only poking fun of course.

Lando...the friend I don't trust but keep talking to anyway.



Don't turn me over to Vader.

I think it would have severe mental issues, like Gollum from Lord of the Rings but much, much worse. Just consider the religious and political fighting that happen here. Now imagine them coming from the same person, just some guy that you pass while walking down the street. Scary.

And that's just a start.

I would run and hide if I ever saw ATS. I would never call, for fear that it may somehow manifest through the phone and try to convince me that it is Hitler's baby cyborg duck which is the reincarnation of Ningishzidda and currently being stalked by demons.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure he's a lizard.

Geez.

That was enlightening. I thought it would more fun than that. Looks like it only appealed to a very limited demographic. I went to bed thinking people should have some fun with this too.

Kinda reminds me of Robert DeNiro and Bridgette Fonda doing the dishes in Jackie Brown.

"That was fun."

I'm going back into my appointed shadows.

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