North Korea Launches Rocket

Originally posted by randomname
reply to post by Swills

 

that's a handy app.

at the very least you'll get a 5 min window to contemplate your mortality and the existence of God, when you get an alert that 1500 icbm's have been launched directly at the united states.

that's why bug out bags make me laugh. hows a flash light and mre's going to help you.

Flashlight would help you find your arse to kiss it goodby......

Originally posted by randomname
reply to post by Swills

 

that's a handy app.

at the very least you'll get a 5 min window to contemplate your mortality and the existence of God, when you get an alert that 1500 icbm's have been launched directly at the united states.

that's why bug out bags make me laugh. hows a flash light and mre's going to help you.

That's assuming this world will fall into a nuclear winter, fortunately I have more faith in Mankind than that. I do not fear any nuclear war. I do fear nuclear power plant meltdown, though.

Just getting confirmation that the rocket has failed on stage 3 and fallen into the sea.

Result = more sanctions, less food, more starving North Koreans.

And of course, the government of North Korea is going to tell their people that it was a glorious success.

~Namaste

Originally posted by SonOfTheLawOfOne
Just getting confirmation that the rocket has failed on stage 3 and fallen into the sea.

~Namaste

The End

CNN says it broke up

CIA laser ?

Originally posted by SonOfTheLawOfOne
Just getting confirmation that the rocket has failed on stage 3 and fallen into the sea.

~Namaste

They will never in a million years admit to their people it was a failure. This launch was in celebration of how hunky dory N. Korea is. Their people will dance like skeletons in the streets in celebration...or die.

Des

Originally posted by SonOfTheLawOfOne
Just getting confirmation that the rocket has failed on stage 3 and fallen into the sea.

Result = more sanctions, less food, more starving North Koreans.

And of course, the government of North Korea is going to tell their people that it was a glorious success.

~Namaste

edit on 12-4-2012 by SonOfTheLawOfOne because: (no reason given)

Good to hear. Or mayby they just had enough data to scuttle it and try to salvage the deal we made with them. It would not surprise me if they did.

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by SonOfTheLawOfOne
Just getting confirmation that the rocket has failed on stage 3 and fallen into the sea.

~Namaste

They will never in a million years admit to their people it was a failure. This launch was in celebration of how hunky dory N. Korea is. Their people will dance like skeletons in the streets in celebration...or die.

Des

I wonder if they'll dance when they learn that their food shipment isn't coming.

Those poor people...

~Namaste

As pointed out many times before, that particular rocket looked like a cheap fake dummie rocket.

Stay on alert and be prepared for anything right now because while the rest of the world is laughing at how NK is a failure, NK has a window of opportunity for an actual attack.

Think about it, it was the only time that they wanted so much attention on this launch and everyone knows how much the west criticizes peoples failures.
Now the MSM will stop talking about it while everyone is laughing about it and not fearing it anymore.


If this were a game like Axis & Allies... That would be the ULTIMATE play.

It will be Americas fault it failed. We brought it down with our advanced technology yada yada yada.

Originally posted by Fishticon84
As pointed out many times before, that particular rocket looked like a cheap fake dummie rocket.

Stay on alert and be prepared for anything right now because while the rest of the world is laughing at how NK is a failure, NK has a window of opportunity for an actual attack.

Think about it, it was the only time that they wanted so much attention on this launch and everyone knows how much the west criticizes peoples failures.
Now the MSM will stop talking about it while everyone is laughing about it and not fearing it anymore.


If this were a game like Axis & Allies... That would be the ULTIMATE play.

Excellent point....

I think they are going to have to safe face. Kim Jong Un can't have his government doubt his success, so I'm willing to bet that they are going to detonate a nuke next.

~Namaste

Originally posted by SonOfTheLawOfOne
Just getting confirmation that the rocket has failed on stage 3 and fallen into the sea.

Result = more sanctions, less food, more starving North Koreans.

And of course, the government of North Korea is going to tell their people that it was a glorious success.

~Namaste

edit on 12-4-2012 by SonOfTheLawOfOne because: (no reason given)

Originally posted by syrinx high priest
CNN says it broke up

CIA laser ?

CIA sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.

Fox is talking about there will be a nuclear detonation in the future due to the failed launch...Facepalm comes to mind.

Just In:

United Nations Security Council to meet regarding this tomorrow....

I wonder what they'll do THIS time...

~Namaste

Some fun facts about Kim Jong Un, just to give context to what kind of person we're dealing with....

Fun Fact #1: On the day Kim Jong Un was born, top scientists around the world noticed the creation of a new element, Unium, which was so powerful that it took up four whole squares on the periodic table.

Fun Fact #2: The earth was so pleased at Jong Un's birth that it turned the seas into delicious orange juice and the grass into steaks.

Fun Fact #3: Kim Jong Un and the AntiChrist were childhood friends until he turned six, discovered what the Destroyer of Worlds had in store for the people, and constructed an oversized novelty toilet entirely of ground-up portraits of his father, the only object holy enough to flush an entire AntiChrist.

Fun Fact #4: Minutes after learning the first character of the Korean alphabet, Jong Un composed the most erotic poetry in human history, leading to spontaneous Peoples' Orgasms that have rocked the country for more than two decades.

Fun Fact #5: Jong Un set the all-time world record for hitting puberty, doing so at the astounding age of five, and one day later had invented the handlebar mustache.

Fun Fact #6: The first three times he touched a basketball resulted in slam dunks due to his 70-inch vertical and frictionless skin.

Fun Fact #7: Unlike his father, who didn't defecate, Jong Un's feces are healthy and glorious, and top scientists are studying them round-the-clock for their numerous nutritional and curative properties.

Fun Fact #8: As a teenager, Jong Un set the world record for Most Misunderstood. The slim spiral-bound notebook where he conveyed his deepest thoughts is considered by many literary experts in the West to be better than the Bible.

Fun Fact #9: Bored after setting the highest score possible at Starcraft the first time he played it, Jong Un personally colonized the outer reaches of our actual solar system in his mid-20s, single-handedly defeating the Western imperialist Zerg fleet with a single siege tank on the surface of Uranus.

Fun Fact #10: Jong Un once ate an entire 50-ounce Bronc-Buster steak at a west Texas roadhouse, causing the rowdy American patrons to remove their hats and bow their heads to the ground in admiration.

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How do you even deal with a person who is that insane???

Better yet, how do you deal with a guy that has a 70 inch vertical and who's crap can cure people?

~Namaste

Its is a failed spy satellite..

These guys got this from china..

Guranteed

Originally posted by relocator
Fox is talking about there will be a nuclear detonation in the future due to the failed launch...Facepalm comes to mind.

Unless we have a mole in this thread jk

reply to post by Swills


that would be a long shot and not very practical. I was thinking more of a death star satellite

Now reporting that the rocket broke up in the 1st stage... within 90 seconds to 2 minutes of launch.

They are regressing...

~Namaste

ETA: I'm wondering if someone sold them faulty equipment on purpose knowing what their intentions were... this could cause a major falling out between Kim Jong Un and his party.

FOX reporting ax is already falling on the people in charge of the failed launch. It's the 100 year celebration of Kim rule and the coronation of baby Kim. They invited the world press for this event....bunch of poo in baby Kim's diaper....

The repercussions will be SEVERE....
Des