wot would be your best movie quotes of all time,which ranks best!

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I can't choose between the two: First one; "You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do. "

And second; "Once a man has seen society's black underbelly, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend, like you do, that it doesn't exist. "

Both from Watchmen and Rorschach.

"Rosebud!"

"You think your hot SNOTS on a silver platter, but your only cold BOOGERS on a paper plate!
Welcome Back Kotter way back in the 70's.

"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human." The Matrix.

FRANKENSTEIN (1931):

"It's alive!"

And how can we leave out...Ripley

"Never rub another man's rhubarb"

Ray Peterson: Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us.

Art Wiengartner: [after a pause] I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move?

" I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."

"In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, a drug banned in sport. It used to get him bad tempered and act out said his wife. He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." Jesus Christ. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Look at him! Look at Geoff Woade! His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the #er! "

Double baco cheeseburger, Its for a cop!

Gimme a liter of cola!

Its french for gimme some F*&*^^$ cola




So many great lines from this movie....

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any f@#$ing time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-f@#$ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f@#$ you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull@#$%! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my #ing hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: [gagging] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull@#$%, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls@#!, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start #ting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f#@k you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

I don't remember what movie this was from:

"I'm thinking about asking her out."

"Don't think about it, just do it! If people went around thinking all the time nobody would ever get together. Ummm ..."

And from the Wizard of Oz:

"And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."

Finally, three from Army of Darkness:

"KLATU, VERADA, NI[cough, cough]"

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

and

Arthur: "For that arrogance, I shall see you dead!"

BLAM [shotgun blows Arthur's sword in two]

Ash: "Yeah ..."

The last one is as much of a visual thing as a line, but it really gets the point across.

"Ray....when someone asks you if you're a god...you SAY YES!!!!" -Ghostbusters

Cap America: "Hulk?"

Hulk: *looks down*

Cap America: "Smash."

Hulk: ......*grins fiercely*


Best. Line. Ever.

(I realize this is a very colorful range of quotes but these are my top 3 movies(or characters) of all time)


Guy in hotel: "What are you, some kind of exterminators?"
Vankman: "Someone saw a cockroach up on 6"
Guy: "That's gotta be some cockroach..."
Vankman: "Bite your head off..."
-Ghostbusters

"What is there to worry about? Each of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelarator on his back"-Ghostbusters
(My 3 year old loves this movie, I have it memorized)

"What possessed God in Heaven to make someone like Rambo?"-Teasle
"God didn't make Rambo. I did."-Trautman
-First Blood

"Live for nothing, or die for something"-Rambo

"C'mon Bob, I know you're upset, but look what I made for you....a TWINKIE WEINER SANDWICH!!!" -"Weird Al" Yankovic, "UHF"

"You get to drink from....THE FIREHOSE!!!!!" -UHF



"You get to spin the wheel of fish!"*spins wheel*"Ohhh,a red snapper...very good....do you want fish, or you want what's in the box?"
Contestant: "Uh...uh...the box! I'll take the box!"
*lifts lid...nothing there*
"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!!!!"
-UHF

UHF ...such a great movie
So glad to see some Bruce Campbell epicness from Evil Dead here!

''Hail to the king baby''



''Tyrone....you silly fat bastard!''

Here is Breaveheart spoof by monkey ed

reply to post by denver22


Teen Wolf

Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

"Do you like apples?"

"...yeah"

"I got her number. How'd you like them apples?"

It's either get busy living or get busy dying.

Shawshank Redemption.

Leave the Gun, Take the canollies.

The Godfather.

Great thread

Nicolas Cage in Con Air:
"Put the bunny back in the box."