is it just me?

(To the tune of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music)

Bar chicks and club girls and tatoos on bellies,
Girls who who like vodka shots encased in jellies,
Women with strange tastes all tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in black leather with a blue micro-mini
Fake tans and fake nails on girls who are skinny
Women with lower backs tatooed with wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When clubs close
When the bar shuts
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!

reply to post by silent thunder


I shouldn't laught at this, but...

You are a sick, sick boy, Mr. Thunder.

reply to post by DocHolidaze


I like em a little crazy. My current wife is pretty much Harley Quinn to the T

reply to post by DavidWillts


Tights and all? Kinky...

I'm a crazy bitch. Totally and utterly, and my boyfriend seems to have the same problem as you. Before me, almost all of his past girlfriends, according to him, have been insane or emotionally wacky to some extent. ^.^ He brings it up a lot, in absolute wonder as to how he continually wound up with wacko bitches. Many of them, myself included, have been institutionalized, even. Drig addictis, suicidal creatures, girls with no control of their emotions whatsoever.... GREAT fun.
I guess he's just lucky. Insanity and emotional disorder are never boring!
You probably have an attraction to the mind, and so the more intense a girl's mind is, the more you are inclined to lean that way. Craziness and intelligence often go together, too.

reply to post by breakherlegs


Send me your phone number if you ever break up with your BF.

Just kidding. Sorty of